sammich

Best if made by a woman, the sammich is an especially delectable sandwitch usually adorned with a little extra goodness which is most often in the form of gravy or au jus (pronounced oh joo). A sammich is not merely a convectionary dish, it is a work of art and should be treated as such. It is not something that is just simply handed to you, it is served.

ex.
Mike: Mikki, go to the kitchen and make me a sammich.

Mikki: Make your own damn sammich!

Mike: Bitch, please!

by antebellum January 18, 2010

Sammich

When one sleeps in between two members of the opposite sex in a bed. More prevalent in sleeping, it also applies for dancing, picture taking, etc...

Beth Ann & Heather slept with Dan in his bed making a Dan Sammich.

by dgprice54 February 20, 2007

Sammich

Used to note whether or not a porn model is too skinny.

"That chick needs a sammich!"

by DGAR February 26, 2005

Sammich

A meal made of meats or spreads, generally placed between two slices of leaven grain product. (exception sometimes one slice of leaven grain product is used resulting in a open faced sammich.

Wow! I'm hungry I'm gonna grab a SAMMICH!

by Hoth20 June 07, 2004

Sammich

Hillbilly slang for those who cannot speak correctly.

Here is you beer and sammich.... now make sure ya'll brushes that toothe before ya hit that thar sack

by Irishninja 01 March 31, 2011

sammich

The term simply means sandwich. Originating in the southeastern states of the U.S. the term is representative of a pervasively localized regional dialect. Other cross-over examples from this dialect include: fifty-leven, ho, and stank.

An exhausted southern mother to her son:

Boy, leave me alone and go make you a may-nayse (mayonnaise) sammich.

N.B. other sammich varieties include: pork & bean, jelly, pork chop, egg, butter (i.e. margarine), sugar, and collard green.

by sahmad01 December 18, 2005

sammich

1. A sandwich that is extremely good.

2. What a Southerner calls a sandwich.

Honey-baked ham, roast beef, American AND Swiss cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, and mustard on French bread! Down here, we calls this a sammich!

"Ay, Cliff. Go up in thurr an' fix me a good sammich!"
~some guy from Texas

by rock e. maivia February 22, 2007