Playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin

A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.

Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)

by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006

saddle her up

A cowboyish way to ask a woman to prepare for sex.

I told Marylou to get back in the camper and saddle her up!

by I, Wreckerrr April 18, 2021

john waynes saddle bags

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps

my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)

by gilly_willy June 9, 2004

jerk saddle

noun - towel that you lay on your computer chair to prevent bare ass juice from leaving a residue when jerking. Often just tossed in the corner afterwards and left there until the next session.

Did you at least use a jerk saddle? Of course I did. I'm not a fucking animal.

by FlameOn! September 17, 2015

the ol' Willy Saddler

To show somebody a good time

He took her out last night to give her the ol' Willy Saddler

by Fatkid the Baptist April 11, 2021

saddle river day

School where all rich spoiled brats go. The basketball team runs the school even though they have the worst record. No football or baseball team here but it's okay because the classes are super easy. Most people come here when they get bullied or are depressed. Half nerds and half spoiled brats with an exception of a few cool kids

Don't tell anyone you go to Saddle river day or else you will be bullied.

by Rich Bitch $$$ April 21, 2018

saggy saddlebag

a name for the overused female genitals i.e. a bucket.

fucking her saggy saddlebag didnt give me an immense amount of pleasure.

by Fresh May 5, 2003