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T.I.T.S

The only tits a geek can ever say they do
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Someone “what you do for living?”
Geek “I do T.i.t.s, all day everyday
Someone “Sounds fun I love Tits”
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I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N

I want you to f**k the sh*t out of me until I scream your name
Guy: hey what do you want to do tonight

Girl: I.W.Y.T.F.T.S.O.O.M.T.I.S.U.N
Guy: *in shock and smirks* say less
by maddawg daddy November 18, 2020
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T.I.T's

An acronym for Taste In Tunes. Many women have misinterpreted this as the slang for female breasts and thus mistakenly perceived the man as a pig, when he was actually trying to convey what excellent musical taste she has.
Charles: "What are you listening to?"
Binky: "The Cure."
Charles: "I say, nice T.I.T's."
Binky: "Thank you, care to join me for a drink of absinthe in Budapesh?"
Charles: "I'd be jolly delighted to, Binky."
by Davyan August 28, 2007
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F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

Song by Fall of troy, The name stands for Fuck Condoms Pre- Marital Sex Is The Shit Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant
I just heard that song F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P
by ICUP666 April 10, 2008
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S.I.T.S.

Sports Induced Tourettes Syndrome. A disease that inflects many of us in the athletic world.

Pronounced sits, this neurological disorder is characterized by verbal obscenities being produced due to the watching or playing of any particular sporting activity. In beach volleyball the throwing of sand is a common side effect.

Note: Alcohol has been known to escalate the symptoms of the condition.
After shanking a volleyball...

Liz: "Fuckin shit, why do I even bother playing this stupid goddamn sport."

Mary: "Feel free to ignore her. She suffers from S.I.T.S."

Gene:"Please forgive the language my S.I.T.S is acting up again."
by Bevmo15 September 7, 2011
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T.I.T.S

acronym for this is the shit. which is used by extremelley cool people when they find something good
omg hitting my head on a speaker is definatly not T.I.T.S
by Ryan "the fucking gun" August 23, 2007
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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