S.A.D.

SAD (Acronym) Severe Appearance Deficit.
Politically correct terminology for ugly.

That is one S.A.D. chick/dude. He look like a hemorroid on roadkill.

by Randeec May 8, 2006

S.A.D.

acronym that stands for smash and dash!

yo look at that girl!
i'm tyrna S.A.D.!!

by jaycock June 20, 2008

S.A.D.

My best friend, Parker, mom's abbreviation for Sex, Alcohol and Drugs.

"And remember Nikki, No S.A.D. !"

by ballinbreese December 19, 2008

S.A.D.

SEX AFFORDABILITY DYNAMIC....One more reason why it's better to be rich.As a straight man...once you get over the age of 25...if you're not rich or famous...generally speaking the quality of pussy you're able to fuck levels off.In fact it quite probably nosedives.The "young n'dumb n'drunk" MIGHT do you...But the "young n'sober/ambitious n'hot" will probably pass.This would explain why Average Joe in his mid-to late 20's claims to really dig older women.That's all that'll do your mediocre ass.

GYM MANAGER:"Unbelievable!This guy who just joined is uglier than the bottom of my shoe...but he walked in with this total babe."

FEEX GUY:"Must be the Bentley GT they pulled up in.Tsk
tsk...it's S.A.D."

by L.MARTIN November 5, 2005

S.A.D.

It’s an acronym for Suck A Dick or Sucking A Dick

You can go and S.A.D.
I can’t believe you’re S.A.D. right now

by WoahitsAlex June 12, 2018

S.A.D.

Sudden Attack of Diarrhea, often brought on by eating too many chicken wings or other greasy foods. A S.A.D. attack requires an immediate and explosive trip to the bathroom.

After eating two dozen wings I was feeling really S.A.D. and had to take a dump immediately.

by amywarhol August 29, 2011

S.A.D.

American Slang. (n.)
1. A bearded retard.
2. Grown man who cries when teased by his peers.
3. An unloved child.
4. A batting practice pitcher.
5. A guy who still waits tables even after he graduates college.

Who likes S.A.D.? No one.

by Zeus Graham February 4, 2009