trumplestiltskin

Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.

Chirag: I am going to write a blog about a man named Trumplestiltskin and his daughter!

by Nunna YourBiz December 6, 2016

Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train

1. A gang term for a fast moving Hyundai with alot of motai in it which is being ravish by bullets as it screams and screeches through the south L.A streets,

2. A sexual term used by young Gaudalupes...which entails many horny mexicans and a Lupe Fiasco Poster and hot melted candal wax

1. I was in Compton yesterday and I almost got hit by a stray bullet coming off of a Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train.

2. "Yo you know Ricardo? well I lent him my Lupe Fiasco Poster and he gave it back with alot of melted wax on it...they mustve had a Rumplestiltskin Beef Train all over that thing...Yea those crazy beaners"

by Lars Umayat April 19, 2009

crumplestiltskin

Having an extremely intense bowel movement that requires a long duration of pushing and squeezing while "ghost-pedaling" an imaginary gold spinning loom while hunched over.

Dude, I ate sushi for lunch and mexican for dinner, I gotta stop home and bust a crumplestiltskin.

by ptoohey October 6, 2006

grumplestiltskin

a person that is in a bad mood or "grumpy"

He is a grumplestiltskin becaue he woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

by Dizzy E January 6, 2008

rumplesplitskin

When a man's erection is so huge, that the foreskin on his penis starts to rip.

Damn that chick is so hot, i think i got a rumplesplitskin.

by whyte tyga February 19, 2011

humplestiltskin

A game played in groups of people involving guessing the identity of a mysterious 'humper'.
The Humpee is blindfolded naked on the floor and the lights are turned out...
One person, chosen randomly and secretly by picking a colored straw, humps the victum... The victum must then try to guess who it was. If guessed correctly that person becomes the victum.

Lets Play Humplestiltskin!
No, my mom isnt home...

by Capt. Definor! April 13, 2005

backward rumplestilskin

When a girls on top and raps her hair around your dick then ties it in a know and proceeds to jack you off with it

Damn this girl was so freaky she backward rumplestilskined me.

by freakymagicgodlover July 7, 2011