Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train

1. A gang term for a fast moving Hyundai with alot of motai in it which is being ravish by bullets as it screams and screeches through the south L.A streets,

2. A sexual term used by young Gaudalupes...which entails many horny mexicans and a Lupe Fiasco Poster and hot melted candal wax

1. I was in Compton yesterday and I almost got hit by a stray bullet coming off of a Rumpelstiltskin Beef Train.

2. "Yo you know Ricardo? well I lent him my Lupe Fiasco Poster and he gave it back with alot of melted wax on it...they mustve had a Rumplestiltskin Beef Train all over that thing...Yea those crazy beaners"

by Lars Umayat April 19, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin problem

A problem researching things. It's often difficult to find information about peculiar things, when you don't know the name of it, but, once you got the name, it's easy to find the information you're looking for.

I call this issue with researching things the Rumpelstiltskin problem. Once you have the name, you have the power to understand it. Until then, it has power over you.

by The Peanuts March 28, 2021

Rumpelstiltskin Pussy

When a woman has an irresistible vagina. Typically used when referring to a woman that has several men wanting to exclusively date her. Short for "A vagina made from fleece and gold."

"I can't believe Dave puts up with her shit! She must have some Rumpelstiltskin pussy!"
"God, what a sap. All he does is follow her around. She must have a Rumpelstiltskin pussy."

by Teloor April 8, 2012

Rumpelstiltskin mudslide

Taking a large number of laxitives then sitting on top of another persons head as they let a slide of chocolate rain down on the person on the bottom. The person on the top then does bicycle kicks on the bottom persons body to spray liquid shit everywhere.

That bitch is crazy, she tried to Rumpelstiltskin mudslide me.

by charazarding champion January 24, 2025

reverse rumpelstiltskin

The act of getting on one's knees and then proceeding to give a really short person head after they drink too much; therefore resulting in an accidental golden shower.

Yea, but she was so drunk she reverse rumpelstiltskinned on me!

by Gingerbeer March 17, 2011

Reverse Rumpelstiltskin

When a man (or sometimes a woman) is eating out the asshole of a man while jerking him off. Once both parties have finished-- the man eating the asshole backs off, and the man who recieved the eating then proceeds to projectile shit all of the man who ate his ass hole, getting it everywhere (including in the mans Mouth).

This is not no be confused with a rumplestiltskin, which is when a man gives another man a blowjob while shitting and then vomits down his ass ( see urbad dictionary Rumplestilskin)

"Dude, you smell like shit! did you get a Reverse Rumpelstiltskin?"

by Loss Prevention Officer2 October 5, 2011

Pulling a Rumpelstiltskin

When an old Vietnam vet who hasn't been with or seen a woman in so long throws a foot stomping, yelling rager, childlike tantrum fit when things aren't going just the way he wants.

Knock,knock,knock...
"Yeah???"
"Why is the f**** door locked again??!!"
"What?"
"WHY IS THE F**** DOOR LOCKED AFTER I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT THE DOOR LOCKED???!!!!!!" (As the old vet is pulling a Rumpelstiltskin)
"Why are you yelling at me?"
Old man looking bewildered....finally he says, "What do you mean? I wasn't yelling?"
Woman renter thinking, "It's time for me to leave here."

by Living_Legend68 March 15, 2014