Rumplestiltskin

Thick patches of cellulite on and around the upper thigh region.

Rumple-Stilt-Skin
Rumple: A wrinkle, crumple, or irregular fold.
Stilt: To raise on.
Skin: Integument.

Doug: "Damn fool, check out that bitch in the red dress!"
Ryan: "You're crazy man, there's Rumplestiltskins runnin all over that!"

Elliot: "Check out that black girl in the booty shorts! There ain't a Rumplestiltskin in sight!
Brian: "Daaaaaamn, thats tha hottest 3forward I've ever seen!"

by Dawn Heartsfelt September 22, 2009

Fricklemazingradilucious-Skatdiddleyo-rumplestiltskin-kinklepoop

Expressing excitement - Tom Fletcher style.

Seriously, humans haven't invented a word that describes how I feel about this year and all the stuff we've got coming up for you guys...So I'll make one up...here goes... Fricklemazingradilucious-Skatdiddleyo-rumplestiltskin-kinklepoop.

by MartyMcFly_X March 28, 2009

Rumplestiltskin

When you roll the foreskin of the penis over the tip of a girls nose and blow white gold in her nostrils.

Shaun: Hey Troy did you hear about Peter?

Troy: What happened?
Shaun: He totally pulled a rumplestiltskin last night! Almost spun a golden sweater.

by Garrett's Dong November 14, 2012

Rumpenstick

When you are doing a girl doggy style, then on alternate strokes you use a beer bong to cram baked beans in her buttocks.

Totally gave Sheila the ol rumpenstick this morning before her first day of work. She likes her ass greasy, Tommy.

by Yahoo!'s May 7, 2017

Rumplestilskin

A rumblestilskin is the worst type of fart for not only the potency in which it smells, but how loud it sounds. Named after a gay fairy tale about an ugly fucken dwarf who teaches this bitch to string straw to gold, this word should be feared by all. It can be accompanied by a shit stain in the underwear, that cannot be removed by bleech. When you enter a public area and fart while standing still it will take only 3 seconds for it to reach the person beside you or for you to smell your own brew, and by that time the person beside you would have already ran away as it sounds like fog horn that can literally stop 200 loud people at a wedding, or at a Rammstein concert. When walking and farting one out, it will have less sound, but trail your fart for about 7 or 8 meters than disapate. Long term rumplestilskins can lead to having no friends, the death of a relative, or family pet. You may find dead birds outside your house, and that all your neighbors have moved away. Loosing your job is also very common. Eventually you'll commit suicide.

(Cabbage boy):"People can't stop running away from me, and think I shit my pants all the time."

(friend at a distance):"Well you smell like the tarry nutty Pepto Bismal laced shits I spray into the toilet after I eat four jars of chunky Skippy, and drink 18 cans of Pepsi. You need to see a Gastrologist."

(Cabbage Boy):"I did and he told me I need a colonoscopy next week. Its so bad that I needed to use tomato juice on my Jockey Sport briefs, and a new pair of Levi's.

(friend at a distance):"Sounds to me like you have a bad case of rumplestilskin."

by I'll fart on your mom. July 16, 2008

rapefest

1. The act of completely destroying someone or when a team destroys another team.

2. When a bunch of guys rape a bunch of girls.

1. When Argentina won 6-0 in soccer it was a rapefest. When Mike Tyson knocked out that guy with 25 consecutive punches it was a rapefest.

2. Duke Lacrosse (maybe)

by TDOggg August 19, 2006

rumplestelskin

A rumblestelskin is the worst type of fart for not only the potency in which it smells, but how loud it sounds. It can be accompanied by a shit stain in the the underwear, that cannot be removed by bleech. When you enter a public area and fart while standing still it will take only 3 seconds for it to reach the person beside you or for you to smell your own brew, and by that time the person beside you would have already ran away as it sounds like fog horn that can literally stop 200 loud people at a wedding, or at a Rammstein concert. When walking and farting one out, it will have less sound, but trail your fart for about 7 or 8 meters than disapate. Long term rumplestelskins can lead to having no friends, the death of a relative, or family pet. You may find dead birds outside your house, and that all your neighbors have moved away. Loosing your job is also very common. Eventually you'll commit suicide.

(Cabbage boy):"People can't stop running away from me, and think I shit my pants all the time."

(friend at a distance):"Well you smell like the tarry nutty Pepto Bismal laced shits I spray into the toilet after I eat four jars of chunky Skippy, and drink 18 cans of Pepsi. You need to see a Gastrologist."

(Cabbage Boy):"I did and he told me I need a colonoscopy next week. Its so bad that I needed to used tomato juice on my Jockey Sport briefs, and a new pair of Levi's.

(friend at a distance):"Sounds to me like you have a bad case of rumplestelskin."

by I'll fart on your mom. July 28, 2008