Rules

Like a line that has gaps in it and it's your job to find them.

Worker: dude it's the company rules, you gotta follow them.

Dude: but there isn't any sign up that said I couldn't shoot my gun around.

Worker: dude you're going to hurt someone I'm calling the cops.

Dude: bro why you gotta do me like that,it's not like I'm gonna hit anyone.

by kuzifu September 19, 2021

Rules

They're more like guidelines anyway...

"Rules aren't meant to be followed. Keep to the code."

by ProfessorBowser July 2, 2022

Rules

A set of instructions to make you bored

The rules are stupid

by Wink77 May 18, 2023

rules

overrated shit that parents and techers expect u 2 obey

person 1: wanna play video games?
person 2: sry i cant, my parents made it a rule
person 1: what the fuck, rules r shit

by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023

Rules

False pretenses. One after the other.

Hym "I don't have rules... Wait! I have THREE rules! What were my rules again? 🤔 Hmm... I don't remember. Wait! I remember one! I am the exception to all rules!"

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025

Rules of Nature

super gangsta based song

i was going hard on rules of nature big based

by gangsta gamer 69 March 19, 2022

Rules 29 & 30

Referring to The Rules of the Internet. Possibly the most important rules of them all.

Rule 29 states: In the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.

Rule 30 states: There are no girls on the internet.

Very useful rules to know while using online chat rooms.

EXAMPLE 1--

normal teenager: r u a girl or guy?
girl(not): im a gurl.. cant u tell? <3
normal teenager: bitch step off i know rules 29 & 30

EXAMPLE 2--

strange man: So you're 7, eh?
little boy(not): yes, why?
strange man: rly? im 8. do you want to meet in real life sometime??
little boy(not): Sir, this is FBI agent Michael Scarn, I hereby place you under arrest. Anything you say can and will be used against you.
strange man: DAMN. I wish I'd remembered rules 29 & 30.

by da tr00f June 19, 2009