Rule 90

Everything is better with zombies.

Rule 90 of shopping malls? You got it.

by Capitain Jay April 26, 2008

Rule 9005

Haters gonna hates.

Dude 1: Hey look guys I just done a killing spree of 20
Dude 2: Yeah, I call HAX !
Dude 3: Rule 9005.

by Spytre July 6, 2011

rule 99.1

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.

Friend 1: Huh... I didn't know about rule 99.1.

Friend 2: Me either...

Friend 1: ...I'll get the Crisco.

by Quacker1 February 16, 2008

Rule 911

Rule 911 dictates that if you can't beat them, ram any drivable vehicle into their property and destroy it.

George: I cut a flower from my next door neighbours' garden.
Obama: So what?
George: He drove his rideable lawn mower all over my flower bed.
Obama: Yeah rule 911 buddy.

Joe: I asked for a pay rise today.
Jack: Did you get it?
Joe: No but I drove my car through the managers office.
Jack: Good old Rule 911 eh? Can't beat then smash up their property by driving something through it.
Joe: Yeah!

Rule 911 Revenge Payback

by Ephestion July 6, 2011

Rule 97

No matter what it is, you will forget it. No exceptions

Guy1: Last night, will be a night I will always remember.

Guy2: Rule 97 dude.

Guy1. Damn you

by Konpaku May 18, 2011

Rule 95

You can not touch MC Hammer.

There are no exceptions to this rule.

Guy 1: Hey I'm gonna go touch MC Hammer
Guy 2: It's a waste of time, Rule 95

by BurningPandama March 22, 2011

rule 99.5

the rule that establishes that cheerleader's cheering stories always end badly..... for them

Charlie: "Becky's story is totally compliant to rule 99.5"
Harold: "I know, she's gonna hate when she sees "SLUT" on her Facebook wall

by milk king October 8, 2010