Jordan Rudess

Formally trained keyboardist for the progressive metal band Dream Theater. He is also a Julliard alumnus, who has also played with the Dixie Dregs and Liquid Tension Experiment.

Jordan Rudess is perhaps the best keyboardist I've heard since Keith Emerson.

by Jack Bond August 6, 2006

Rude Belt

The geographic area around and about the Northeastern United States, often characterized by directness in conversation and lack of extraneous chit-chat. People not from this area think the locals to be rude, with the term originating as a variation on pre-existing geographical designations within the U.S., such as the Rust Belt, Sun Belt, or Bible Belt.

Directions in the Rust Belt:
A: Hi! Can you tell me how do we get to Grand Rapids?
B: Sure can, been living here all my life. The freeway is just up the road a bit... Hey, where you from?
A: Oh, Florida originally.
B: Really? I got a cousin lives in Tampa.
A: Oh yeah? What part?
(...etc. etc.)

Directions in the Rude Belt:
A: Hi, excuse me, how do I get to Boylston Street?
B: See that stoplight? Go down six blocks, take a right. Go two more blocks. Bye!

by BourbonDictionary September 9, 2011

Rude Lucky

When you have a one night stand and when you are done, you set the alarm clock early, take a crap on it, and get the hell out of there.

Oh my, that bitch was so terrible, I had to leave a good old rude lucky.

I thought we had a great night, but then I slammed my hand on a rude lucky.

by Frosty Johnson October 31, 2020

rude tits

Breast so nice they are in some way offensive.

I had this english teacher in highschool who was a real bitch, but she made up for it with her rude tits.

by RyanMcF April 28, 2007

rude moon

During the act of mooning, the perpetrator spreads their ass cheeks to expose their anus.

It was bad enough when Bill got up and mooned everyone at the party, it was worse when he gave us the rude moon.

by trance_at_yahoo April 4, 2011

How rude!

A phrase used to express disgust towards other people's lack of manners. In other words, somebody's just been a snob or a jerk to you, your family, or your friends, and since you're really, really mad at them, you mumble "How rude!" when they walk off. Also a phrase made popular by the 1990's show "Full House" character Stephanie Tanner (played by Jodie Sweetin).

"Well, how rude!" I angrily mumbled as the dumb old preppies gave me the evil smirk.

by Big Blue Note November 30, 2005

Rude

Someone who is mean to others for no reason and says things that are offensive without good cause

Paul Simone is extremely rude because he always is mean to Mary and he sprays Febreeze in people's faces.

by PropsPeoplePerson April 8, 2017