Go to the mall and find the hottest looking mannequin. Hide until the mall closes and then derobe and return to your plastic lady. Proceed to use your own hand to maneuver the mannequin's hand to jerk off with. Even though its easier, never detach the hand because the hope is that mid-rudder, the mannequin will come to life (i.e. Kim Cattrall in Mannequin) and you'll have a sex slave for life. No one likes a one-armed gimp.
Girl - "I can't wait to see what happens with Carrie and Big during the new Sex and the City movie"
Guy - "That reminds me, we have to stop by the Macy's on the way home. I need a tie that matches my new suit plus I will be able to get a Mannequin Rudder and achieve a level of satisfaction your prude ass could never give"
Guy - "That reminds me, we have to stop by the Macy's on the way home. I need a tie that matches my new suit plus I will be able to get a Mannequin Rudder and achieve a level of satisfaction your prude ass could never give"
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A rusty rudder combines the rusty trombone with the dutch rudder. The recipient holds his penis in hand, while the giver rims the anus and maneuvers the arm back and forth to complete the masturbatory effect.
by omgwhut? May 26, 2009
Get the Rusty Rudder mug.cute name for an otter that's usually used by furries, derived from the way otters use their tail while swimming
by Jane Doe August 7, 2018
Get the rudder butt mug.When you sit on your left hand until it's numb, grab it with your right and reverse the grip of your left hand, then proceed to receive/give a Dutch Rudder.
Last night, Keith gave Randall a strange reverse Dutch Rudder. To nobody's surprise, they both enjoyed it!
by geocsusb June 16, 2009
Get the Strange Reverse Dutch Rudder mug.The REVERSE double dutch rudder is the process or action of two men facing away from each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to masturbate.
Somewhat less gay than the double dutch rudder (when the men are facing each other), and worth it if you can perfect it.
Somewhat less gay than the double dutch rudder (when the men are facing each other), and worth it if you can perfect it.
Guy 1: Hey man, you up for some double dutch rudder action?
Guy 2: IDK, isn't that kind of gay?
Guy 1: True... how 'bout a REVERSE double dutch rudder?!
Guy 2: sounds good to me!
Guy 2: IDK, isn't that kind of gay?
Guy 1: True... how 'bout a REVERSE double dutch rudder?!
Guy 2: sounds good to me!
by CircleJerk001 March 27, 2011
Get the reverse double dutch rudder mug.A combination of the stranger and a variation of the dutch rudder. You lay on your entire arm until it's asleep, then grab your piece and move your dead arm with your good arm to jerk off.
I was sick of pounding my meatstick with feeling in my hand, so I treated myself to a strange rudder last night.
by M Fartz October 19, 2010
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