Chest Rubbed

"Chest Rubbed" refers to the spontaneous and utter desolation of a human being for the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

In under a millisecond, the victim's entire body will experience a phenomenon in which all of their bones will break, and every pore in their body will bleed profusely without any other cause than the simple fact that another human rubbed their chest.

An immense gory crime scene is shown. Blood is on the walls, on the ceiling, on the floor, everywhere. Nothing of a human being remains except for their blood and a few bones. Onlookers approach and comment on the scene:

"There is no other explanation. This man must've had his Chest Rubbed."

by ArchesAviation March 25, 2023

Rubied

1. subjected to constantly chaotic conditions produced by multiple system control paradigms
2. Being forced to use the Ruby programming language

The light was red, but the officer said to go - they Rubied me!

by wizard113 July 8, 2011

man rubbed

when sitting down, another guy rubs your leg without you noticing, and you like it.

"What the hell! did I get man rubbed!" "Dude I got man rubbed, but it felt so good"

by daxterrific March 23, 2010

rubydascientist

“rubydascientist” Fine ass model and influencer she pressure real raw.

rubydascientist fine asf

by thebaddestbitchnotrina May 29, 2023

rubyredbag

Getting kicked in the nuts

We were playing soccer and Jimmie went home with a nice rubyredbag.

by Alfalfa-Birm October 3, 2006

my fur's been rubbed the wrong way

(Phrase) I'm not feeling quite myself/I have been wronged.

Well, yeah, that. I had my mistake caught after the fact. I'm sorry, it's been edited! My fur's been rubbed the wrong way today, I can't help it if I can't do basic math, 'kay? I'm stupid. End of story. Bai!

by Gumba Gumba May 21, 2004

rubbed out

a way of been dissed or or taken the a fool of

yo you have jus got rubbed out lol

by curt vulgarity August 17, 2007