Columbus Rowboat

A sexual act in which the arm pit is used to give a hand job to a male partner. The arm swings back and forth like the person administering the job is rowing a boat. Two people receiving can be used to accomplish a full rowboat effect.

"Martha's shaved arm pits sure made for a good Columbus rowboat last night."

by MegatronTitsYEah March 28, 2009

swedish rowboat

A line of men jerking off the person behind them while yelling, "stroke, stroke, stroke". Colloquial term for a circle jerk but there is one asshole leading the March.

Sorry to interrupt guys, I didn't know the party had turned into a Swedish rowboat.

by The Vanillist March 3, 2015

rowboat

Female sexual orifice. From rhyming slang expression "Rowboat and Punt"

"Blimey, darlin', when did you last trim yer rowboat?"

by Ax February 2, 2004

Swedish Rowboat

A sitting person holding a penis in each hand, oar style, and rowing furiously.

Is your mom interested in rowing the Swedish rowboat tonight for Ralph and I?

by BigityBam February 19, 2018

Swedish rowboat

A group of males texting each other porn and racist memes.

“...I had to fire the guy because he was in a Swedish rowboat in the middle of our meeting”

by TurkeyGobblerZ September 11, 2018

rowboat

Codename for weed.

Coined by myself while driving high. I wiggled my arms around like I was rowboating and said

"dude if we were rowboating right now... we'd be going sooo fast"

"you up for rowboating tommorrow dan?"

"DUDEEEE no more weekdays!"

by John "the number 1 nukka of stl" May 24, 2005

Bonono Rowboat

Some very fucked up shit.

dude 1: i just fucked a cat!
dude 2: fucking bonono rowboat, man..

dude 1: i look like a girl but act tough!
dude 2: bonono rowboat.. obv..

dude 1: i think lil wayne is a great rapper!
dude 2: nigga, you be all up on that bonizzle robizzle..

by Knight-Captain Awesomepants April 25, 2011