As you are wheeled through the morgue, passing the doctor who is filling out "Covid-19" as your cause of death.
Having believed that the coronavirus was 'under control", that it would "disappear like magic", that wearing masks was for liberal wimps and that we were "rounding the corner", you were in fact only rounding the coroner. Under 'pre-existing condition' he filled in "believing a president who cared about no one but himself and nothing but his self-aggrandizement".
by Monkey's Dad November 15, 2020
Get the rounding the coroner mug.The act of politely declining, avoiding or otherwise steering clear of the African horn when confronted with its formidable size and power ostensibly so as not to appear racist.
... " Ladies of good standing shall be well advised to adhere strictly to the policy of Rounding the Horn of Africa should it be offered , deny it, snub it slap it's purple swollen face. Rebuke and refuse it's rude and rampant advances costs, for ones honour may well be at stake, whilst remaining mindful of the consequences for international relations."
by The Marquis of Bath November 27, 2020
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by tame in pickle December 2, 2025
Get the rounding they butt mug.In high school physics, when answers do not come out to the number desired, Sinacore Rounding takes place.
i divided and had 7.01x10^-14. Danny P's answer was 8.45x10^-12, so i used Sinacore Rounding so we would have the same answer.
by AP_Physics June 5, 2007
Get the Sinacore Rounding mug."Wife rounding" occurs when a wife tells her spouse the amount of money she spent on something. The amount is always rounded down, typically in increments between $1 and $10.
Husband: Honey, how much did you pay for this?
Wife: $30
Price tag: $38.99 Wife Rounding has occurred.
Wife: $30
Price tag: $38.99 Wife Rounding has occurred.
by gipnor June 2, 2010
Get the Wife Rounding mug.Clicking like or dislike on Urban Dictinonary, not based on whether your actually like or dislike the defintion, but rather, to see the little counter flip over to a high and round number: The more zeros at the end, the more satisfied you feel. While the more passive "constant refreshing to watch the milestone pass" is not updown rounding in the strictest sense, it, too, can be addictive.)
by TrE3333333 January 12, 2011
Get the Updown rounding mug.When a Catholic priest encounters a person younger than them they apply the "Catholic rounding" technique to determine if they are of an "acceptable" age.
1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:
Acceptable age = LAC
3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:
Acceptable age = Person's age
1. Determine your minimum "acceptable" partner age via the Half plus seven (HPS) rule.
2. If the person's age is less than the HPS result, but greater than or equal to the legal age of consent (LAC) in your country, apply Catholic rounding using the following formula:
Acceptable age = LAC
3. If the person's age is less than the HPS result and less than the LAC, apply the following:
Acceptable age = Person's age
She seems too young for me Father.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.
Well, have you tried Catholic rounding?
Much better, thanks! See you next Sunday.
by IDontCatholicRound January 1, 2019
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