by PoopyPoo June 3, 2005
Get the Rotten Sound mug.A Dirty, Ugly Casino, that smells of God-Knows-What, after so many years of only God Knows How Long! Most typified by a legendary place called: The Klondike!
You'll notice that most of the patron's of places like these are real old, crusty, in walkers, wear Oxygen Canula's, and yet still smoke!
That is, until they set themselves on fire!
Maybe that's what the smell is from!?! >:D
You'll notice that most of the patron's of places like these are real old, crusty, in walkers, wear Oxygen Canula's, and yet still smoke!
That is, until they set themselves on fire!
Maybe that's what the smell is from!?! >:D
'Vegas Loser: Hey, did you ever go for that U.S.$2.00 Spagetti dinner, at the Klondike?
Other 'Vegas Loser: No, I value my life too much!
'Vegas Loser: Whadda' ya' mean?
Other 'Vegas Loser: Look, that place is so goddamned horrid, I couldn't even swallow the food without upchucking! It's like anytime I breathed in, I gagged!
That place is a real Rotten Rug!
'Vegas Loser: Really? I'll have to try sometime!
'Other 'Vegas Loser: Well, it's your funeral!
Other 'Vegas Loser: No, I value my life too much!
'Vegas Loser: Whadda' ya' mean?
Other 'Vegas Loser: Look, that place is so goddamned horrid, I couldn't even swallow the food without upchucking! It's like anytime I breathed in, I gagged!
That place is a real Rotten Rug!
'Vegas Loser: Really? I'll have to try sometime!
'Other 'Vegas Loser: Well, it's your funeral!
by Dreaded88 August 1, 2014
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A movie critic site which is one run by hipsters. They give terrible ratings to good/mainstream movies and extremely high ratings to "underground" or "cult classic" films that nobody has heard of.
*Navigates to Rotten Tomatoes*
*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
by DarthXanax August 19, 2013
Get the rotten tomatoes mug.A goal or object that looked really desirable from a distance, but not worth the cost close up. From grapes that looked good on the vine , but proved rotten when eaten-ed. The opposite of sour grapes.
by knowman December 26, 2011
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When a guy eats a girl's brown button with his tongue and, simultaneously, fingers and squeezes her labia together like a bagpipe; a rusty trombone that is performed on women.
by Hermanium December 1, 2009
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1. Senior Women who honestly believe their snatches are functional enough to catch a lively young male.
2. Geezer ladies who hit on dudes that could possibly be their grandsons
3. Wannabe "Ashton-Kutcher-Wife" type females
4. Basically Madonnas with zero sex appeal...
*Male Version: Wrinkled Salami*
1. Senior Women who honestly believe their snatches are functional enough to catch a lively young male.
2. Geezer ladies who hit on dudes that could possibly be their grandsons
3. Wannabe "Ashton-Kutcher-Wife" type females
4. Basically Madonnas with zero sex appeal...
*Male Version: Wrinkled Salami*
by Three Legged Manly Man January 2, 2011
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