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Rootsy Noodling

Some very naughty shenanigans. A silly little secret perhaps. Maybe even a mischievous birthday wish. Poking in on your little friend. An inside joke with yourself that gives a little chuckle
“I don’t have time for all this rootsy noodling
by The noodlerrr January 19, 2022
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Rooty Poops

Scrubs, second-stringers, substitutes, or benchwarmers of a sports team. Second-rate things of any kind.
The game was getting late and we were losing 41-0, so the coach sent in all the rooty poops.
by stuby November 27, 2010
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rooty tooty fresh and fruity

1. a dish at the international house of pancakes, ihop
2. a sex act where you ejaculate onto a womans breasts, then hit her in the face with a waffle iron
3. a sex act where you fuck a chick in the ass from the front, while rhythmically hitting her in the face with a waffle iron
1.i'm gonna order the rooty tooty fresh and fruity
2.i gave my girlfriend a rooty tooty fresh and fruity last night, but now she has checkered marks on her face
3.my girlfriend is really kinky, she likes rooty tooty fresh and fruity
by deadprez92 December 25, 2006
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Rooty tooty high booty

When a woman has an ass that is so high is practically on her back. This usually is the result of butt implants.
that chick is THICC”
“Nah bruh that bitch a Rooty tooty high booty”
by yogurtwater December 9, 2019
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rooty tooty fresh and fruity

This term which originated from IHop to describe one of their pancake specials has morphed into an explanation of a extra gay dude who is flamboyant, wiggles his butt, and has the trademark "girly" voice. He thrives on old disco tunes, Lifetime Television, and fantasies involving David Hasselhoff, Ethan Hawke, or Brad Pitt.
"Yo, dawg...you see that homo dude coming out of the hair salon??"

"Oh hell naw...That's one of them...Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity type of dudes"
by smoothpoppa January 9, 2007
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Rooty

The most impressive and rare genetic mutation known to man: A redhead with a booty
1 out of every 830,000 people born will be a Rooty, and due to the recessive gene of the ginger, and manufactured foods, the rarity will only increase.

The requirement for a Rooty is

-More than a 36 inch buttocks
-Hair redder than brown.

Should you ever enjoy a Rooty, you will be granted with some mystical benefits.
I wish Caroline Pierce had redhair. What a Rooty she'd be.

She's a ROOTY!
by McSlurp October 17, 2011
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Rooty Tooty fresh and Doody

When you get shitfaced with your girl and stop at IHOP and have breakfast before going home, then you have wild hot sex and when she orgasms her bowels release a fiery mess of anus oil all over the bedsheets.
Oh man, Trudie and I went to IHOP last night after getting shitfaced. We got home and I thought everything was fine but then she unleashed a Rooty tooty fresh and doody. She passed out and I had to clean it up, so we broke up
by Scotty Nice January 15, 2020
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