Ronk

A national joke by portuguese football fans.
A swine sound made by FC Porto fans, who are considered to be pigs since they behave on a subhuman level and support corruption.

Bibó puorco, carago! Beifique é merda! *RONK*

by Tsuby December 3, 2013

Ronk

Bearing down on something pretty hard, almost maximum effort

Thor had to ronk down hard to open the aperture on Nidavellir, allowing Uru to forge Stormbreaker

by guineapigdreams February 27, 2021

ronk

baaaaddd smell, like reek, eewwww

"dats ronks", "uurrgh can u smell dat ronk"

by tommy tippa May 13, 2005

ronke

similar to a tootsie roll but with some jizz on the side of it

Yo can you hand over that ronke? It's so sweet

by flogo November 5, 2009

ronking

The deliberate and concious refusal to flush the toilet after urinating.

JB: For fucks sake Brett stop ronking

(5 minutes later)

Brett: Huh?

by Dennis Scott April 4, 2004

Ronking

The process of self-abuse. Often mopped up using clingfilm.

Ronnie, stop Ronking one out and come watch Neighbours.

by Peter Bowser February 8, 2007

ronk

A word to describe a very large poop. In others words a bigass Dump.

Man, I really gotta take a ronk!

by Big Jay April 12, 2005