Commonly mistaken with the Hamburgler yet way more epic, the Ronald McDonald is when one recieves a blowjob from a girl without hooking up with her anytime before this encounter or even at all that night. A Ronald McDonald is often used when the girl is much too fugly to ever touch back.

Though Melissa resembled that of Rocky Dennis, Dan still received a Ronald McDonald knowing that he would not have to touch her and no one would find out.

Ronald McDonald by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

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Ronald McDonald Jizz

Your basic every day ketchup.

Oh, Oliver you totally got Ronald McDonald Jizz on your shirt, you fag stick.

Ronald McDonald Jizz by FunnyMexican June 6, 2010

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Ronald Mcdonaldization

The brainwashing that occurs by McDonald's on the minds of young children. These kids become infatuated with McDonalds through the incessant advertising. This is shown especially in the documentary Super Size Me.

The poor children are undergoing Ronald McDonaldization as we speak, all around the world. Many of them will unfortunately become obese, and some will suffer a lot because of the insidious effects of Ronald McDonald & Co.

Ronald Mcdonaldization by Adel7 September 12, 2007

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Ronald McDonald

A butt raper.
A red-headed butt raper.
Who creeps little children out by stareing at them for long periods of time.

Child: *Intently stares upon redheaded freak*
Ronald McDonald:*Stares back*
Child: Mommy, Why doesn't he ever blink, see I can poke him in the eye and he doesn't do anything?.

Or.

"Honey stoping doing the Ronald McDonald stare.. Its scaring me.."

Ronald McDonald by Elise34364 October 14, 2008

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