Ronkonkoma

A huge alcohol induced crap one takes after an excess period of time of feeling amazing. Symptoms include: excess gas and drowsiness.

Dave: Ronkonkoma...that sounds like a big crap.
Me: My stomach is really feeling this Ronkonkoma right now.
Ben: Welcome to Ronkonkoma.
Sam: It sure is windy in Ronkonkoma.

by nBills March 27, 2010

RonRon Juice

Drink made popular by Ronnie from "Jersey Shore" Guaranteed to get the ladies to wanna "smush" later. Watermelon, cherries, cranberry juice and ice blended with copious amounts of "Vokka."

Yo before we beat the beat up let's sip some of dat RonRon Juice! (fist pump)

Sammi - You know what Ron, just do you.
Ron - All right I will! No RonRon Juice for you bee-atch!

by cd.com September 25, 2010

double ronzonni

The act of performing fellatio on two gentlemen of Italian descent simultaneously then swallowing their tomato sauce. The act is reminiscent of one person eating two separate bowls of spaghetti and meatballs at the same time.

Hey yo Tony that thirsty ass
hoo-ah we met at the club last night gave us the best double ronzonni we ever had. Yea Vinny, she ate the ol' sauseege better than ya sister!

by Tony Stark Naked March 12, 2016

RonJob

Blowjob with a mouthful of mcnuggets and big mac sauce. as made famous by Ronald Mcdonald.

"oh wow did you see that slut givin that guy a bj with mcnuggets and sauce in her mouth?"
"Yeah man, holy shit what a fucking ronjob!"

by Spongepole August 31, 2009

Ronkonkoma

Ronkonkoma is a lower middle class area that is infested with drugs and crime. Heroin needles and empty liquor bottles can be found on the side of most streets. That being said, the people here are friendly and outgoing. It is the large amount of dopeheads who cause most problems.

Ronkonkoma is a place that needs cleaning up.

by Matty bags August 11, 2013

Ron Jon

A sexualy manuever whereas a man stands on the back of his partner, as if surfing, and masturbates. To successfully pull off the Ron Jon, the man must ejaculate before falling off his partner's back.

I'm going to try to give her a Ron Jon tonight. Wish me luck!

by RustyBallz September 8, 2011

Rojon

The best friend anyone could ever ask for. She is funny, generous, popular, dirty minded and beautiful inside and out. She's the person you can tell everything too, and you'll know she wont judge you or spill your secrets. Whenever you're down, she'll be the person to get you laughing again. If you don't have a Rojon as a BFF or a girlfriend, go get yourself one before someone else does.

Rojon cheered me up after my boyfriend and I broke up. She's so funny!

by randoooo November 24, 2016