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A Good Rogering

A Good Rogering is an eclectic rock band from Austin, TX.

Formed in 2008, "AGR" is best known for writing and performing original hard rock music but will often depart from their metal roots and release or perform completely different stylistic material. Notably: a TV show style theme song, a cover of Bjork's "Isobel", and a 70's style funk music video about a persian cat named "Mr. Peanut".

The band, and the name itself, have become synonymous with witty sarcasm often explored in their lyrics, music and stage shows. "Awesome, Unpredictable, Intense, Funny, Entertaining, Memorable, and Different" are a few terms fans and critics alike have used to describe the sonic and visual experience.

A Good Rogering is an unmistakable and unique act that stands out in an often homogenized market, and AGR's fans will agree the band's catch phrase, “We'll Rock Your Brains Out!” holds true.
“I thought the music scene was over when Michael Jackson died...and then BAM! "A Good Rogering" has restored my faith in black men turned white, playing music."
by Wilbo. December 9, 2012
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Jolly Rogering

when your standing in the shower and you rub butts with your g/f and it just feels odd and really slippery.
she bends over for the soap and instead ramming your penis in her butt, you turn around, push your butt against hers and jolly roger the shit outta her.

Tip: hold her hips she she can't run away and rub vigorously!
Jolly Rogering is fun for anyone
by BostonStrangler22 October 7, 2008
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Domestic Rogering

Rogering, in the case of a certain Johnathon, is the booty of delivering a five knuckle shuffler through to its crowning glory while staring at a lubricated man-boob, having typed the word 'men' into Google images. Domestic Rogering involves this practice, but in a harsher and more innapropriate environment- the home. Domestic Rogering should, in my opinion, and that of my many contemporaries, be punished by the inhumane and degrading treatment of removing the internet modem, thus rendering Google Images unoperative, and preventing Domestic Rogering taking place.

What this barbaric treatment will eventually do to the youth involved has yet to be experienced, since the Young Roger involved has since been provoked into simulating awful sex acts on another breed of animal, namely, allegedly, Mr Verity.

Domestic Rogering is sometimes accompanied by the humble, and often fruitless Biometric Rogering System, which makes no light work of the wank chariot that it replaces. Domestic ROgering can also be accompanied by an awful mullet, the style of which has never been seen since the late 1970's, and an uncomprehensable grin, which could be regarded as cheesier that my vicar's socks.

Domestic Rogering is a barbaric practice that harms the unborn, the elderly, and more importantly, Key Stage 4 pupils at a specific Lincolnshire school. Rogering should be stamped out!

Roger, stop it!
Domestic Rogering involves the unexplainable and henious crime of exploiting the internet and other people to the benefit of your own specific and unsanitary needs, in the home.
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Rogering Stick

"I'm sooo gonna use this rolling pin as a rogering stick on my girlfriend later"
by HoneyBadger_69 September 6, 2016
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rovering

(N) An internet persona used by a pimple faced middle aged basement dwelling moron who still sucks his momma's teats

(V). A slang term used to describe the act of having sexual intercourse with canine partners.

This is likely how the above individual gained his acreen name
Chris got caught rovering his neighbor's poodle, so the judge ordered him back on his medications
by Gomez May 16, 2014
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rogering

In British slang it means to have anal sex, usually between two men.
by Judge Fudge December 15, 2004
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ROGERING

I went to see my girl the other night and gave her an ole rogering
by Steven aka Goldie March 30, 2009
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