Roswell

On July 2nd 1947, a UFO propelled at supersonic speed by electrogravity was struck down by lightning over a ranch near Roswell, New Mexico. The wreckage was scattered for 2 miles or so, hence why a lot of witnesses did not see the aliens.

The military employee who told the media was forced to take it back the next day and say it was a weather balloon. However the wreckage was not consistent with a weather balloon. In recent times, many of the witnesses have testified that what crashed at Roswell was not of this Earth.

There is also claims that technology discovered on the crashed UFO has been integrated into human society. Transistors, integrated circuit chips, lasers, accelerated particle beams, and kevlar were supposedly all present on the UFO, before humans took them to the lab and 're-invented' them. A lot of even more advanced technology has yet to see the light of day.

The Roswell incident also helped to fuel the conspiracy known as the Cold War.

Isn't it about time the US government told the truth about Roswell?

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

Greg Rowell

Going down on a female. Eating Pussy. Growl her out

Man, I would so love to go the Greg Rowell on her!!

by Foss81 May 10, 2022

ROSWELL STYLE

A conspiracy theory involving high-up government officials and the potential destruction of mankind. Derived from jay and silent bob strike back.

Holy hell, is that monkey waving at us? Oh shit. It understood us. Maybe it's some kind of super monkey. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? WHAT IF THEY'RE CREATING AN ARMY OF THEM? Holy shit. It must be a conspiracy like in the X-Files... ROSWELL style. This little monkey could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape responsible for the fall of the human race. In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey- the monkey will spank us. And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. OH and only those as super smart as me will be left alive to bitterly cry - DAMN YOUS. Goddamn yous all to hell.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

J.Rocwell

A Rapper Known In the New Jersey/New York area, famous for his remake of danity kanes hit single " show stoppers" entitled "hop hoppin." This Rapper is also known for his new single Dr.pepper off his new album Balboa: The Rise oct. 2nd

J.Rocwell the rapper, www.jrocwell.com , www.myspace.com/jrocwell

by Johnny Jetson September 12, 2007

Rodkell

Rodkell is a gorgeous girl, she is not fake.She will beat a bitch up if somebody got her name in they mouth the wrong way.She is a loyal ass girlfriend, she stays on fleek seven days a week,and can be mean,nice, antisocial,and goofy at sum points

I told u Rodkell beat that bitch up.
She play to much

by Rocky Lee June 17, 2018

Roswell

The most amazing love story to ever exist on television. Roswell quickly had a cult-like following of fans who saved their show from being cut by sending thousands of bottles of Tabasco Sauce to the show's creators. This show was a mix of science fiction, romance, and teen angst. The couples included Max Evans(Jason Behr) & Liz Parker (Shiri Appleby), Michael Guerin (Brendan Fehr) & Maria Deluca (Majandra Delfino), Isabel Evans (Katherine Heigl) & Alex Whitman (Colin Hanks), Max Evans & Tess Harding (Emilie De Ravin), Isabel Evans-Ramirez & Jesse Ramirez (Adam Rodriguez). The show ends with the six of them (Max, Liz, Maria, Michael, Isabel, and Kyle) driving off in a van on the run from the FBI.

"OMG, Max died on Roswell last night."

by Rachael Elizabeth February 26, 2008

roswell

A over-commercialized incident involving UFO's allegedly occured here in 1947.
Now a Mecca of t-shirt and sticker shops every July. There is even a UFO themed McDonalds (tm) here.

Look at those lights ahead..nope, it's the new McDonalds (tm)

by Bob Packenwood August 26, 2005