JENNA
O-M-G Chlo, answer me
Woah, wait until I tell you what I heard!
It's too FUCKED to type, this shit is ripe
Call back, I'll yell you every word
CHLOE
Jenna Roland calling
Ugh, Jenna Roland calling...
Jenna Roland calling...
Hey!
JENNA
Ohmygod- Ohmygod-
Okay, so!
At the end of last night's party
Very end of last night's party
Did you see Rich?
CHLOE
Oh I saw Rich
JENNA
So he's behaving hazy like a tweaking junkie
Flailing crazy like a freaking monkey
CHLOE
He's gotta learn to handle his high
Shouldn't drink so much for a small guy
JENNA
Right, but, he wasn't drunk
CHLOE
The hell you say, Jenna?
JENNA
Yo, he wasn't drunk!
CHLOE
The hell you say, Jenna?
JENNA
No! Because I heard from Dustin Kropp
That Rich had barely touched a drop
Which means that you can't blame the things he did on alcohol
It's just so terrible, I don't want to relive it all
But do you want me to tell you?
CHLOE
Spit it out! Spit it out!
JENNA
You really want me to tell you?
CHLOE
Spit it out! Spit it out!
JENNA
I'll tell you 'cause you are my closest friend!
CHLOE
No I'm not?
JENNA
Yeah, I know
But here's what happened at the party's end
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah)
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah)
I thought I was dreaming
Everybody was screaming!
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
O-M-G Chlo, answer me
Woah, wait until I tell you what I heard!
It's too FUCKED to type, this shit is ripe
Call back, I'll yell you every word
CHLOE
Jenna Roland calling
Ugh, Jenna Roland calling...
Jenna Roland calling...
Hey!
JENNA
Ohmygod- Ohmygod-
Okay, so!
At the end of last night's party
Very end of last night's party
Did you see Rich?
CHLOE
Oh I saw Rich
JENNA
So he's behaving hazy like a tweaking junkie
Flailing crazy like a freaking monkey
CHLOE
He's gotta learn to handle his high
Shouldn't drink so much for a small guy
JENNA
Right, but, he wasn't drunk
CHLOE
The hell you say, Jenna?
JENNA
Yo, he wasn't drunk!
CHLOE
The hell you say, Jenna?
JENNA
No! Because I heard from Dustin Kropp
That Rich had barely touched a drop
Which means that you can't blame the things he did on alcohol
It's just so terrible, I don't want to relive it all
But do you want me to tell you?
CHLOE
Spit it out! Spit it out!
JENNA
You really want me to tell you?
CHLOE
Spit it out! Spit it out!
JENNA
I'll tell you 'cause you are my closest friend!
CHLOE
No I'm not?
JENNA
Yeah, I know
But here's what happened at the party's end
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah)
Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! (Woah)
I thought I was dreaming
Everybody was screaming!
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house
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