dodgeball

the sole reason that middle school physical education was created

upon the creation of dodgeball came other games deriving from the root word, such as basketball and football, neither of which even compare in quality

kids wish class would last longer so they could play dodgeball for a longer time frame

by andrew May 25, 2004

Dodgeball

1. A sport where "almost" nobody is seriously injured...


2. How I broke my foot

1. Hey, did you hear, Intramural Dodgeball is at the community center!

2. I was catching a dodgeball when I heard a snap, I knew I would never hear the end of this one.

by Hobbles216 July 11, 2005

rouseball

the worst style of baseball.

I was trying to win a ball game by using rouseball and we lost by 20 runs.

by Andy Ott April 9, 2008

The-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off

The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.

Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.

by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020

dodgeball

A game that requires skill to play. Banned from school by a bunch of Bible-hugging pansies.

I'm playing dodgeball.

by Kill Debbie Sweeney October 16, 2003

dodgeball

A game involving two teams, generally made up of school children in a gym class, and a variety of various sized rubber balls. The object of the game is to ostracize the fat, the slow, and the pussies from the rest of the group by pummelling them with the balls, making them cry, lose their glasses, and have to sit 'out' for the rest of the game. It was unfortunately banned from most schools in the late nineties due to the rise of the fat, the slow, and the pussies to positions of high educational authority positions.

Jimmy: Remember the good old days when we played dodgeball in gym instead of learning underwater basket-weaving?
Johnny: Yeah, like when I hit Fat Fritz in the face and broke his nose to get him out? Good times, man. Good times.

by child of the 80s June 8, 2004

nigerian dodgeball

Public death by stoning.

Tyrone, one of the most notorious niggapotamus, challenged Jamal to a game of nigerian dodgeball to prove who was the better man.

by AJ habalaaaa March 9, 2005