Rod

NOT an erect penis. Yes, this is actually a person's name.
"Rod was so pissed off when he saw all the definitions for 'Rod' on urbandictionary all had to do with a penis, so he made his own defintion."
by Mitsah G April 06, 2010
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A-Rod

v. To Slap Balls.

n. Highest payed player in baseball who has not won a World Series pennant, nor has won a League Pennant, nor has had any significant postseason success, nor can fight like a man, and... he slaps balls.
You better not touch me with that ball, I'll freakin A-Rod that ball!!!
by Corbs February 12, 2005
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Rod

A very big or long penis Cock Dick
Fuckin hell hes got a right Rod
by Matty d 16 January 16, 2007
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rod

Vadim has a microscopic "rod"!!!
by r3n October 28, 2002
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Rod

A spectacular guy who dizzies himself in swivel chairs, brings high-powered bouncy balls to work, builds snowmen in the middle of the driveway, gets mad when he can't see his forehead, and hates green beans. A hazel-eyed, creative, evil genius who has an incomparable ability to make you feel like a woman. If you haven't met a Rod-type yet, your life automatically sucks.
I wish my dad were a rod.

Our daughter's dating Rod and we couldn't be happier.
by Tuny Snigglefritz February 06, 2010
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A-ROD

Example of what an overpaid salary can buy which dont add up to shit cause the individual is a worthless piece of fucking shit!!!
Boy that A-ROD really sucks!!!
by CYN1CAL MIKE August 08, 2009
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A-rod

1. a steroid jacked homo
2.a yankee (gay)
3.the face of the secretive homosexeul world
4.gay
5.gay
6.gay
7. jeter's partner for life
A-rod just did jeter in the clubhouse after winning a game.
by u dont need to no March 26, 2008
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