Rod Stewart

An old singer dude who has cool songs but sucks at singing them (thats why they are often remade into something better). Sometimes compared to David Bowie, which is dumb because Bowie is obviously a WAY better artist.

Rod is ugly

by MO April 25, 2004

Rod Stewart

A pop rock singer. Getting up there, with hits like the awesome Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? and Sailing. Got his big break as singer for guitar legend Jeff Beck in 1968, in one of the world's first true hard rock bands (the Jeff Beck Group), which came out six months before Led Zeppelin, which the inside flap of their albums cannot state enough. After they broke up after two mediocre albums he devoted himself to pop and managed a successful solo career.

Rod Stewart, while awesome, is just about the biggest wanker who ever lived.

by your Lord and Savior September 03, 2007

Rod Stewart wasted

Drinkin mountain dew while blasting some Rod Stewart.

Dude, were getting Rod Stewart wasted tonight.

by Rodstewart92 January 23, 2011

rod stewart syndrome

Having an upset stomach.
Term coined after a celebrity had to have their stomach pumped after consuming too much semen.

Male #1: What happened dude? You didn't make it last night.
Male #2: My "Rod Stewart Syndrome" was flaring up again.

by Pedro Valdez May 18, 2006

Rod Stewart Old

Someone who thinks they’re hot shit, even at such an “old” age.

Dude, my grandpa is sooooo Rod Stewart Old, like we get it, you fought in a war, big deal.

by Dad is looking January 26, 2020

Rod Stewart

The original fuckboi.

Adam: Who the fuck is Rod Stewart?
Steve: The original O.G. Fuckboi.. This guy was fuckboi-ing before fuckboi-ing.

by goldengrey1776 December 12, 2021