Rockland 

Southern most New York county west of the Hudson River. Upstate only to those from one of the five boroughs of NYC or from the far western part of Long Island. Rockland is not overdeveloped as Westchester, and its towns are not mass-produced such as those in Nassau or Suffolk counties.

Rocklander: My house is the yellow one on the left.
guy from Westchester: couldn't afford a house like this in Westchester?
Rocklander: Couldn't find more than a quarter acre of property except near Putnam County or that wasn't already a golf course.
Long Islander: Why are all the houses different? They aren't even all yellow!

Rockland by Joe Verum May 27, 2008

Rockland, NY 

A break down of Rockland:

New City = Jew city, but rich unreligious ones

New Square, Monsey, ect. = Motherfucking crazy ass hacids runn these places

Spring Valley = Gettoh, like, about as bad as bedstuy, place is fucked up, like all black with a little hispanic and hacids

Haverstraw = puerto rican gettoh, not as hardcore as spring valley , but they try to be

Pearl River = Irish gettoh, has some rich sections though

Nanuet = potheads, scene kids, wiggers, fags

blauvelt=...honestly, no one gives a fuck

Stoney point, garnerville, tomkins cove = East Bumblefuck, NY
gives the rest of the county a bad name

Thats about it

You rock the rockland?
hellzzzyah nukkah

Rockland, NY

Rockland, NY by iambicpentameter June 19, 2010

Rockland County 

A place located twenty minutes from the city. If you're not a local, you'll wonder why it's called Rockland County and there's a town in it called Stony Point. A place where everyone knows everyone else and everyone's children attend the same three middle schools.

"I've always wanted to live close to the city, but I hate Orange County, where should I go?" "Live in Rockland County!"

Rockland County by Starlight01395 April 10, 2009

Rocklin 

A small suburb located in northern california, where the population is out-numbered by cops, and the most entertaining thing to do on the weekends is to
a) walk to 7-11

b) see a movie

c) go to walmart

d) sit at home and play xbox 360 until you can't see.

Its population is 90% elderly people, and It is a sucky place in general.

Emily: What should we do this weekend

Rebecca: Well, we are in Rocklin, the home of boredom, how about we see the new hannah montana movie again?

Emily: *dies of boredom.

Rocklin by super-awesomeness April 3, 2009

rockland 

Place with big malls, cheap pool halls, and next to Jersey for cheap gas. South end is really part of New Jersey. Mostly rich and white except for Nyack, Spring Valley, and Haverstraw, in which half the town is as hood as School Street or Crown Heights.

Rockland ppl need 2 stop tryin 2 rep NYC, just rep ur own town.

rockland by d-block October 27, 2004

Rockland 

For all you uneducated idiots posting on here saying that Rockland has no history or any connections to Manhattan is untrue. People were living in Rockland county before they lived on Long Island. I am from Westchester County, everyone here knows where Rockland is and most likly has family over the "bridge". It is also a known fact that People from Manhattan have a tendency to move North to the counties of Rockland, Westchester in NY and Fairfeild in CT. The only place on long island that even remotely worth speaking of is the Hamptons and the fact that Brooklyn and Queens are on Long Island West end, everything else in between is lower class, ghetto wanna be's. People from BK and the rest of the city think that long island is trashy, ghetto, they have fake accents like they all hail from the city yet they all live 115 miles out in Farimingdale and Hicksville, do you hear these names of towns, yet rockland and or westchester seem to be hickish and upstate...Read a book Rockland has more ties to the city then Long Island wants to admit and thats why everyone hates on Rockland....LOGN ISLAND SHOULD SINK!

If rockland is wack then why was it voted by money magazine and forbes as being one of the most expensive place to live in the US along side all other NYC suburbs? Read a book...

Rockland by Westchester914 September 26, 2008

Rocklin 

A city in the Sacramento area in California, that's the guetto for white rich people that think they're black. Not to mention, the city is boring and has some crap schools. The only place in the WHOLE city that's fun is the movie theater - due to how shitty it is, all the teenagers go skateboarding at Safeway and then toilet paper some houses probably in broad daylight.

For all other fun, you travel to Roseville, where the only quality mall was set on fire by a black guy on October '10. There is also a large water park called Sunsplash but everyone's always away from Rocklin for the summer already since it's so shitty, so no one really goes there.

Johny: Hey Bob, what do you wanna do today?
Bob: I don't know, wanna go skateboard at Safeway and bother some people?
Johny: We did that yesterday. We live in Rocklin, remember? Let's go play Black Ops.
Bob: Kay.

Rocklin by MtnDew32 January 13, 2011