rocklan

an absolute idiot that kills children in his free time

yo rocklan

by youarestilltalkingomg November 4, 2021

Rockland rickshaw

The act of a dude in the bottom of a Home Depot shopping cart hidden under store items, gives a blow job through the cart slats to the dude who pushes the carriage and pretends to shop.

Mars Man covered a random homeless man with tile, insulation, and a case of Round Up while he leisurely enjoyed a Rockland rickshaw.

by Papa Wheelie October 3, 2012

Rockling

A person that is a burden in group activities.

A person that contributes almost nothing to the group work.

A person that makes your life miserable since you have to carry them, causing you to suffer from endless pain and suffering.

All of my groupmates are rocklings and I am all alone doing our group works, probably suffering from depression now.

by yuesefu April 29, 2021

Rocklin High School

Rocklin High school is apparently “the best” high schools there is. It consists of a lot of racist people and only has a 3 star rating on yelp. Girls act like they’ve moved from Los Angles or Hollywood and dress like big hoes. The guys act like their the shit and “grew up” in the hood. Everyone vapes, juuls, and smokes in the bathrooms and in class. Now after hearing this how’s your “best school” in California.

Rocklin High School. A school filled with disgusting people.

by this really attractive guy 😎 April 26, 2019

North Rockland High School

A fucking disgusting place that should not exist. Shit food. Shit staff. Shit students. And of course, shit teachers. At first I loved this school, really! But now its just filled with Thot Freshmen, Nicotine Addict Sophomores, Stressed Juniors, and Stoner Seniors. Not to mention the food. Holy shit. 4/5ths of the food isn't food. The students all have fake New York accents. For ex. Why don't you talk normal. NY Accent: Why don you toke normal. Freshmen and Juniors tend to think they are affiliated with the gang, Crips. Anyone with a lunch period does not eat lunch, but they go to the dugouts to smoke by the pound. Mostly spending the rest of their day, high. Seniors tend to shove Freshmen in lockers and Sophomores do most of the shoving, from their experience and traumatization of being bullied from last year. Even though this school is shit, everyone still loves to rep it and act like it's a better school than any others in the county. Please, don't post this on your story.

*Walks inside North Rockland High School*

Sophommores: DEADASS, BEFORE I HIT THIS JUUL, WE GOTTA WEAR ALL BLUE TO REP, CRIP SHIT GDF FOR LIFE MY NIGGA.
Freshman: FUCKING TREESHA.

by ull never find out April 28, 2020

Rockband

Popular music video game. You can buy up to four game controllers for this game including a bass, a drum set, a guitar and a microphone. The game is funnest when you have four players and like that you have the actual rock band feel. The game is similar to Guitar hero but the difference is you can have a drummer, bassist, and a singer.

My friends like playing Rockband instead of forming their own real rock band.

by YourMomOnFour June 18, 2008

rockland

A suburban county north of NYC. It's no more upstate then Westchester yet people feel the need to bash it as a "wasteland" near Albany in a futile attempt to make their own hometown feel important. Unlike surrounding areas, the people of Rockland are not arrogant and condescending.

I can hop on the Palisades and get to Midtown in 30 minutes from Orangetown, a lot closer than many of you Rockland-bashers from Westchester and LI.

by anon July 6, 2004