cow and rocket launcher story

Used to describe a shocking and/or unbelievable story, usually involving 2 or more nouns that are not typically thought of together

We told Paul and his friends about our first trip to Michigan, and they loved hearing about the poo and the Doritos bag! Such a cow and rocket launcher story...

by flo0325 January 25, 2012

Rocket Launcher

noun
1) A gun that launches rockets. Not so hard, is it?
2) A weapon used against tanks in the military.

Soldier: Bad news, Commander. A lot of tanks are coming.
Commander: We need Rocket launchers, then.

by Village_Idiot May 13, 2005

vagina rocket launcher

the result of lack of sleep and the acess to wikipedia. this occurs when there is nothing else to search for, thus creating the need for something stupid. this phrase is usually the result.

dude... i got a great idea.

what?

vagina rocket launcher!

by seanofdoom2 November 9, 2008

Rocket Launcher

During intercourse, letting out an explosive fart while thrusting.

I farted so hard when I jammed it in that it felt like a rocket launcher went off.

by Piledriver62 February 12, 2014

Bitch ass pussy ass nigga with a rocket launcher

A bitch who uses a rocket launcher on fortnite.

You bitch ass pussy ass nigga with a rocket launcher.

by M mike May 8, 2020

Rocket Launcher

Are Chicks that Look Good from Far away, But are UAF up close.

Dude that Chick in our 2nd Period Chemistry class?"...."Yea Bra, She's a Rocket Launcher!

by Lodge~Gasm August 9, 2010

rocket launcher

A weapon that launches rockets. Exists both in actual military usage and in video games, where opinions on it vary. Both forms of the rocker launcher fire rockets that usually explode on contact. In video games, this makes it a popular choice because it's easy and fun to use.

Can also be used as a verb in video games.

"Stop camping the rocket launcher!"

"I'm so going to rocket launcher you in the face."

by Iridosmine December 9, 2008