Squishy Roasting

The process of sanding a squishy to help paint stick better to a squishy when giving it a makeover. Created by Moriah Elizabeth on YouTube used primarily in her Squishy Makeover series!

"Let's get to squishy roasting" or "Time for squishy roasting"

by thatsonbeingmentallyunstable September 25, 2020

Self Roasting Dutch Oven

The act of farting under the covers, then getting out of bed, waking your girlfriend, and turning on the light. The sudden bright light in the middle of the night forces the the victim to pull the covers over their own head, exposing them to the foul, putrid odor left there by your ass. Causing them to "self roast" in a cloud airborn anal leakage

My girlfriend wouldnt swallow my cock last night, so I introduced her to the Self Roasting Dutch Oven

by Dirk Longfellow June 15, 2006

routing

(verb) to smoke weed while driving

"We went to jail because cops pulled us over for routing."

by Dan Tomaszewski February 12, 2008

Roasting

Roasting someone means that you know how to be tactfully mean (snarky) without being mean-spirited in poking fun at someone, teasing, ruthlessly ridiculing, trash talking, and even mocking them.

Roasting people that you know is usually a bad idea because people will believe that there is truth in every joke and might laugh in the moment but remember nothing but bitterness, which is why roasting should be reserved for when a person truly deserves it.

by Rosebud1776 May 7, 2017

Reverse Roasting

Reverse Roasting is when you do the opposite of roasting/making fun of someone by complimenting them or making them feel good about themselves in a hood style manner.

Jon: Hey dude I love your basketball shorts!
Jim: Thanks Bro!
* A group of people surround Jon & Jim and shout OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!*
Jim just got a good reverse roasting and now feels good about himself

by Imaperson52 June 16, 2016

Roberting

To constantly be on one's phone during social situations.

How about you put your phone down and stop Roberting during dinner.

by Uribees January 16, 2014

roasting ears

Common name in the midwest for corn on the cob. Corn on the cob is sometimes cooked by placing the ear of corn (complete with husk) on hot coals.

Also, "roastin' ears"

I love the taste of roasting ears.

by A Libertarian July 8, 2006