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robsexual

Meaning you like what you like. No if, and's, or but's about it. Nobody should care what you like besides you, so why specify?
"Does Cait like girls or boys?"
- "I don't know, she's Robsexual."
by neonicon August 14, 2015
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Robsessed

Obsession with Robert Pattinson, combines his name 'Rob' with the word 'obsessed' = Robsessed.
I have seen every film Robert Pattinson has been in...I'm so Robsessed!!
by blearyeyedmesgirl January 28, 2009
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Robson

Biggest dick in all the 7 continents. He is a wholesome, nice guy who will genuinely go out of his way to fuck your bitch.
Oh he took your girl? You've been robsoned
by GargantuanSlayer22 August 22, 2020
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robsheff

Quite simply an idiot. One of those people who barely knows their left from their right. A person who has terrible bladder control, racist tendencies and quite frankly is an imbocilรซ and is affiliated with the alt-right movement. The type of person who will live with their mother forever because they cant manage any other way. Also has a collection of vests for when he gets home from drinking stella with his local cronies.
That guy is a real robsheff, hes shat all over the bed man!!
by parkendmafia June 29, 2017
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Robsleathershop

Rob's Leather Shop: Your One-Stop Leather Daddy HQ! ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ

Looking to spice up your life with leather? Robin's gotchu! From belts that'll give your style a Old Persons style๐Ÿ’ฅ, to swings that'll swing your wildest dreams into action ๐Ÿคช๐ŸŒˆ, and harnesses that scream "Fifty Shades of Fabulous" ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ, Robin's got what you need, honey!

Oh, did we mention he uses the finest Pakistani leather? No MAGA crap here, folks! ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Only imported, low-quality stuff that'll practically beg you to revisit him again and again! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘œ

But hurry, because Robin's like a leather-loving nomad, rarely staying in one area longer than 2 years if he's feeling committed. ๐ŸŒ†๐Ÿ‘œ๐ŸŒ†

Now, if leather's not your thing, prepare to be impressed by his scenic photography skills ๐Ÿ“ท๐ŸŒ„. He even offers family photoshoots! ๐Ÿ“ธ But, uh, he seems to prefer families with young boys near water... ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Yeah, we're not sure what's up with that either. ๐Ÿคจ But he's surprisingly good at befriending local law enforcement through his churches ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ฎ โ™‚๏ธ, so maybe that's why the FBI hasn't knocked on his door yet! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธ โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšช

In conclusion, if you value your leather goods and your children's safety, you might want to steer clear of this leather daddy's shop. ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ช
Robsleathershop defined

When my friends told me about Rob's Leather Shop being the leather daddy specialists with the finest Pakistani leather and his knack for making friends with the local law enforcement through his churches, I couldn't help but burst into laughter and wonder if this guy had a secret FBI fan club!๐Ÿณ๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ›๏ธ

When my friend suggested we visit Rob's Leather Shop for some wild accessories, I couldn't help but laugh at their over-the-top description, but we decided to go anyway, and let me tell you, it was an experience we won't soon forget! ๐Ÿ‘œ๐ŸŒˆ No matter how hard we try from his messed up stories of how his dad killed the neighbors cat and how much it made him laugh still to this day. or his stories about working with the coloreds clearing trees near army bases and how lazy them boys were. we hope to forget it soon.
by Demanding Leatherguy October 1, 2023
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Robsturbate

(verb): What the ladies do when looking at pictures/videos of Robert Pattinson.
M: *yerp*

Y: What are you doing?

M: erm, nothing.

Y: Donโ€™t bother denying it. I know you were robsturbating again. I can see his picture right there. I can't believe you robsturbate in the living room. Did you at least have a robgasm?r
by rpattzlawyer November 5, 2009
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pulling a robson

the correct term for when alcohol turns you into a pervert
girl:that guy is looking at me wierd
other girl:yeah he's allways pulling a robson
by will.loves.men December 13, 2010
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