Commit a robbery

The act of stealing one's girl at a club or party whilst he is away.

How to commit a robbery:

Mike "The Situation":I committed a robbery, bro.

Vinny: Yo, man, who does my dick taste? How do you like my sloppy seconds?

Mike "The Situation":(after giving it some deep guido evaluation)...I committed a robbery, bro.

~Jersey Shore

by Wafflicious July 12, 2010

robbertunity

The position a CEO and chairman of the board of American corperations find themselves in.

As chairman and CEO, I took the robbertunity to grant myself some stock options to excerise.

by Joe the Nacchio February 26, 2009

cradle robber

A person who taps people significantly younger than he/she is. If X is the older person's age then they are a cradle robber if they date a person who is less than half of their age plus 7 years. But for this function to work, X must be greater than or equal to 18. (Y = .5X + 7 X:18,infinity))

Teddy: Is Albert with Evelyn?

Mike: Mos Def

Teddy: What a cradle robber.

Mike: Word

by mike xie February 10, 2007

Reverse Robbery

When you walk into a convenient store, bank, etc., and stab the clerk. After wounding the clerk, you proceed to PUT MONEY into the register instead of taking it out.

Dr. Steve enjoys Using his extra money stabbing hotel clerks in a Reverse Robbery

by Goombz February 1, 2013

Robbery

The act of hooking up with a girl whom your friend was trying to hook up with himself.

Doug: I thought that Ukranian girl last night was feeling me
Jared: Sorry bro, i ended up performing a robbery after you passed out

by dp mcdaniels May 10, 2010

Robel

Extremely good looking, charming, funny, cute, smart, amazing, cool person whom EVERYONE loves :)

Damn, you be actin Robel today!!

by Roda February 12, 2005

Bank Robbery

A job pulled by at least minimum 4 people, a driver crowd control and bagger are required. If someone tries and fails their first time *cough* cough* dye pack *cough* I mean, everybody has to start somewhere, right?

Bank robbery

by pseudonym ツ October 19, 2020