Roadside Porn

When walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it's common place to discover Roadside Porn.

This can either be when porn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors 'pop round the house'. In some severe cases the roadside porn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.

' Clare, Clare look what I found! '

'What?'

'It's roadside porn!'

'Eww!'

by lilmissmush February 6, 2010

roadie

An individual who is responsible for setting up, tearing down, and generally maintaining the equipment for a band.

See also coons

Hey roadie, I need a new pic for my guitar.

by Ryan May 8, 2003

Roadie

Receiving a blow job from a hot chick in the passenger seat while you are driving.

Hot chick: "I'll give you a roadie if you take me to get tacos."

by JTurc4 June 20, 2019

roadies

1. (plur. roadie) People who tag along with a band cross country. They often will help in stage setup to "earn their keep".

1. We've got a group of roadies comming in tonight, so make sure they don't trash the rooms

by chillinvillain October 9, 2005

Tesla Roadster 2.0

Tesla Roadster
Manufacturer Tesla, Inc.
Production 2023 (to commence)
Model years 2023 (to commence)
Designer Franz von Holzhausen
Body and chassis
Class Sports car/Grand tourer (S)
Body style 2-door coupe
Layout Tri-motor, all-wheel drive
Powertrain
Electric motor Three electric motors (one front, two rear)
Battery 200 kWh
Electric range 1,000 km (620 miles)
Chronology
Predecessor Tesla Roadster (first generation)
The Tesla Roadster is an upcoming all-electric battery-powered four-seater all-wheel-drive sports car concept in development by Tesla. Inc. Tesla has claimed that it will be capable of 0 to 60 mph (0 to 97 km/h) in 1.9 seconds, which would be quicker than any street-legal production car as of the announcement in 2017. The Roadster is the successor to Tesla's first production car, which was the 2008 Roadster.

Tesla CEO Elon Musk has said that Roadster should ship in 2023. Musk said in a tweet that higher-performance trim levels will be available beyond the base specifications, including a SpaceX package which would "include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around the car" which would supposedly allow for dramatic improvements in "acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering".

Elon Musk: Hey can we remake our first hypercar but add a rocket booster?
Franz von Holzhausen: Yes, we can call that Tesla Model R
Elon Musk: Nah, I will call it Tesla Roadster 2.0

by ☭UCRCR☭ January 4, 2022

Roadie

A roadie is an alcoholic beverage consumed while driving. In other words, a stupid but incredibly epic adventure.

Dude we got like a half hour drive, make me a roadie so I'm not bored shitless on the way

by hannahnicolee May 1, 2011

Roadster

The sweet shinny blue thing sitting in my garage waiting for the snow to melt... and the dual purpose soft top serves as a kitty hammock during inclement weather.

"Oh no! The cats are on my car again!"

by dw February 18, 2005