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Cum Guzzling Roadhouse Whore

1. Usally a female from the midwest, who hangs outside roadhouses in order to claim her fill of cum. In rare occurrances, some may be male of not from the midwest.

2. An insult used by a select few people, usually from Montana.
1. "Dude, i got head from this cum guzzling roadhouse whore, it was AWESOME!!!"

2. "You cum guzzling roadhouse whore" said Spencer to his gf's son.
by Jack's Fat Ass July 21, 2009
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roadhouse

the act of kicking someone in the face in a Patrick Swazye manner.
Made famous by badass Patrick Swazye and by uber badass Peter Griffin
After kicking someone in the face you immediatly say "ROADHOUSE!"
by cash benjamin December 21, 2009
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texas roadhouse

Instead of catching am apple with her teeth, she gave me a Texas Roadhouse
by Narc83 September 3, 2016
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roadhouse

A roadhouse is a tavern, inn, or the like, usually located outside city limits. It usually serves barbecue and alcohol for refreshments and possibly has some sort of live entertainment such as live music or exotic dancers. It was the subject of the single "Roadhouse Blues" by the Doors, released on the album Morrison Hotel in 1970.
"Ah, keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel
Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel
Yeah, we're goin' to the roadhouse
Gonna have a real a-good time"

~The Doors, "Roadhouse Blues"
by Malac April 28, 2007
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Joshua Roadhouse

Someone whos related to chuck norris and loves to read books like a weirdo lmao.
"That Joshua Roadhouse just lynched me for stealing one of his strawberries, he kinda cute though"
by ampatrollea November 5, 2020
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roaddog

yo roaddogg want to go chilled with the lady
by David February 26, 2004
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Road Hog

A fat groupie who will have sex with musicians on their tour bus.
"I do a road hog. Well you can penetrate any place you go."
by Wild Man 69 April 7, 2009
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