Roadhog

The most thicc being ever to exist in earth's history. Legend has it that he formed the earth using only his mighty thicc girth to build it. Enjoys hooking people with large metal hook and giving them tetanus. Also likes popcorn and stealing stuffed animals from japanese arcades. (On alternating tuesdays.)

Bruh, I totally main Roadhog. I got like 9.3 tretrigintillion hours as him or sumthin'.

by HighPitchedDemonicScreeching September 6, 2017

roadwoman

the same as a roadman, except a woman

oh my god she's such a roadwoman styll

by warrrrrrrrrrrrrrr July 7, 2021

Roadcoaster

when riding shotgun with somebody, who, just for a split second, takes their eyes off the road, looks back and realizes they drifted 2 feet out of their lane and proceeds to jerk the car back in to position so violently that your neck suffers whiplash. just like riding a rollercoaster, it can also be done in smaller jerks that, by the end of your ride makes you look for the first bush to purge behind.

boy #1 -dude, you just see a ghost?
boy #2 - no bro, i rode shotgun with Becky in the roadcoaster!
boy #1 - oh, shit..bathroom is down the hall, 1st door to your left!

by djxtc814 April 2, 2011

RoadHeadsBurg

A series of small towns located across America in which town ordinance require any female passenger of legal age to blow any non relative male (except KY) driving the car, provided that said driver can operate the vehicle safely and is willing to let America's hard working truckers have a peak. Man law prevents the sale of any map to a women listing the location Roadheadsburg, which appear frequently across the Country.

Baby we're driving through Roadheadsburg, I'd like to want to help you, but local ordinance requires that you suck my cock.

by Zilla-jum September 26, 2011

Louisiana Roadhouse

When a man an a woman are making love in a car while one is driving the car down the road.

My girlfriend and I did the Louisiana Roadhouse yesterday, but we almost crashed.

by Jebson Romania April 28, 2014

roadboner

when you get a boner driving down the highway due to road vibrations. usually starts when thinking about sex coupled with big bump in road. can be quite annoying

i was driving my big rig and thinking about my one-night stand last night. now i got a hella roadboner

by matt August 22, 2004

roadwoman

A woman who wears expensive clothes and asks like a total dickhead, they tend to act hard most of the time and half of the time they are a slag, love posting pictures of them on snapchat with a North Face jumper and an alcoholic beverage normal around the ages of 10-17.

That girl over there smocking is a proper Roadwoman, Jamal. Look at her!

by ThatGuyWithManyHoes November 19, 2016