Roadrunner Traffic

This occurs when you walk out to your car and the roads are clear. You open the door and the roads are clear. You start your engine and the roads are clear. You put your turn signal signal on and the roads are crazy with traffic. Like when the Roadrunner runs through the intersection safely, but the Coyote touches the road with his toe and it's solid wall-to-wall traffic, blowing horns and beeping at him.

I tried to make a left turn but suddenly the intersection was full of roadrunner traffic.

by Frank Symptoms April 30, 2024

Taliban Roadrunner

1) Someone who drives like a total asshole.

2) Someone who drives like a Taliban Suicide Bomber on a mission, with no regard for courtesy, safety or for others.

Man, I nearly got taken out in the parking lot by some Taliban Roadrunner who came flying down the lane doing 35mph, and had the nerve to honk at me as he blasted past, swerved and nearly hit some kid. No regrets on his part.

by buggy September 7, 2006

Romping Roadrunner

The extremely hard act in which two individuals get on a treadmill and engage in sexual activities. This requires lots of skill, and a very strong sense of athleticism. Very rare, and very difficult to perform

Hey honey, how about we do the romping roadrunner but this time at speed level nine.

by Johnny-put-his-gun-in-you-PSU August 7, 2010

Carolina Roadrunner

Simply put a virgin. so-called because in North Carolina the only virgins are women who can outrun their brothers.

She was a carolina Roadrunner!

by Greg birdhunter January 26, 2010

crank dat roadrunner

when you ejaculate on a womans feet, making them slippery, so she can slide around quickly as a road runner.. mee meep

"man my bitch is slow.. imma crank dat roadrunner on that hoe."

by meagg and shann January 1, 2010

Alabama Roadrunner

when your sister wants to suck your dick so she puts on thong and running cleats. Then persuades you by fallowing her into her room. Then she runs of the dick and balls. Once she has finished that she will lick up all the blood and make you cumbust all over

Yo i just got finished doing the alabama roadrunner

by the alabamah roadrunner November 21, 2021

North Dakota Roadrunner

The act of picking up a male hitchhiker, killing them, raping them, chopping of the head and using it as an oral sex toy. Then sucking the fluid out of the deceased butthole. Then running away on foot.

The police couldn’t find the horny local on a North Dakota Roadrunner spree.

by Kole Fitzcharleson July 27, 2025