Road head

When the pavement in front of a car forms into a giant head with spikey teeth and devours said car, crushing the life out of anyone inside.

Josh: How'd Tim die?

Greg: Road head got another one.

Josh: That's the fifth one this week!

by Magnesium Sulfide September 30, 2009

road head

road head is the blowjob and cumgasm one guy gives to another while they're taking a road trip

On our way to San Francisco, I gave by buddy road head every 100 miles!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020

road head

getting head while your driving

As soon as I get my license I'm get'n some slut to give me some road head.

by Dr. Dick May 27, 2002

road head

a dude gets his dick sucked while driving...for best results, let another dude do it...guys give better head

I'm not gay, I just let some fag give me road head when I drive around at night.

by awesome guy December 16, 2003

Road head

Oakville Ont. slang for the girlfriend who has perma-shot gun in her boyfriends car.

Guy 1: SHOT GUN!
Guy 2: Road Head obviously gets shot gun.

by Smtt May 20, 2006

road head

the event in which, while driving an automobile, the driver performs fellatio on the passenger

Most insurance policies do not cover accidents caused by a negligent driver giving his passenger road head.

by Adrian B November 13, 2006

Off-road Head

The act of receiving road head while driving off-road so as to allow the bumps in the road do the work for you.

Caution: Driving too fast while receiving off-road head can have disastrous results. 15 mph is the maximum recommended speed.

Erin said she was too tired to give Michael road head so he turned his 4x4 down an old dirt trail to get some off-road head instead.

by drawkcaB July 15, 2015