Rizzasauras

Someone who has so much rizz the word rizz was implemented into the word dinosaur.

Have you seen andres? He gets so many bitches people called him the Rizzasauras!!

by Cum God 2\ May 2, 2023

rizzmaster

someone who has mastered the art of ultimate rizz

Devin is a rizzmaster, he rizzed up like 1974840132 girls already.

by pseudonym32086195724 December 13, 2022

Rigmaster

A person who has attained a level of mastery when it comes to fixing things with whatever parts, tools and supplies they have at hand.

Bob fixed that moped with just a piece of clothesline and a paper clip, he's definitely a rigmaster!

by Rigmaster March 31, 2009

jizzaster

disaster
n.
1.
1. An occurrence causing widespread destruction and distress; a catastrophe.
2. A grave misfortune.

jizzaster
n.
(disaster + jizz) / 2

1. I just blew my load all over my term paper! What a fucking jizzaster.
2. I can't see! I had a jizzaster and shot myself in the eye. Goddamnitjesusfuck.

by oOJoshOo December 28, 2005

jizzaster

When something goes bad during sex.

Cum to fast - jizzaster
Penetrate the anus, instead of vagina - jizzaster
If you don't cum - jizzaster
If you get busted - jizzaster

by peterminator February 22, 2011

Jizzaster

The voluntary or involuntary dissemination of seminal fluid upon an unwitting or non consenting individuals person or property.

Dale-Becky told me about your little jizzaster on ma sofa cushion"

Derek- "When in doubt pull out, mon frere!"

by McLovin's Uncle November 5, 2018

Fizzaster

When you run out of prosecco

We are out of prosecco and the shop is shut. What a fizzaster

by Ginandchips June 7, 2020