anyone who lives in, around, or in a ten mile radius of the roanoke river, the roanoke river canal trail, or roanoke rapids. usually wear wife beaters, jean shorts, and air forces. smell bad. have a moustache and a shaved head.
Ben: look at that river rat. hes so filthy.
john: hell yea. him and his rat girlfriend make me sick to my stomach.
ben: yeah. why can't they grow beards? they have moustaches at age 12.
john: it's somethin in the water.
john: hell yea. him and his rat girlfriend make me sick to my stomach.
ben: yeah. why can't they grow beards? they have moustaches at age 12.
john: it's somethin in the water.
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Colleen: "Man, I had to train this new kid at my other Dunkies. She was a real pain in the ass, couldn't do the simplest of tasks. A true River Rat.
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Colleen: "You know, someone from Fall River? They're all the same, never met one I like.
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Colleen: "You know, someone from Fall River? They're all the same, never met one I like.
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Colleen: "Man, I had to train this new kid at my other Dunkies. She was a real pain in the ass, couldn't do the simplest of tasks. A true River Rat.
Co-worker: "A River Rat?"
Colleen: "You know, someone from Fall River? They're all the same, never met one I like."
Co-worker: "A River Rat?"
Colleen: "You know, someone from Fall River? They're all the same, never met one I like."
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B: yo dude she's a filthy river-rat!! DONT TELL ANYONE ELSE.
B: yo dude she's a filthy river-rat!! DONT TELL ANYONE ELSE.
by stinkyface March 30, 2004
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We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.
by ChickenHacker August 5, 2016
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