Retort

A Retort is when you:
1. Fart
2. Suck your fart back up
3. And Fart again

Luke stop retorting!!

by becty November 21, 2011

retort stand

It means retard because retort sounds like retard.

This definition is usually made by people in year 7 whilst learning about scientific equipment.

Guy 1: Dude go A.
Guy 2: Dude sud de fuc up, I'm going b
Guy 1: shush you retort stand, you can't even aim LoL.
Guy 2: Ahaha, got me there XD. Nice one

by Marco5py September 27, 2018

Retort

For when you don’t want to say retard or you’re too polite to say it

Oh I’m such a retort

by halieisabellarose June 20, 2018

rigortude

a rigorous attitude

someone who is very strict
someone who is hard to endure
someone who is harsh or cruel

The class wouldn't have been as bad if it weren't for that prof and her rigortude.

by fairies.wear.boots July 20, 2008

Retortatus

to retort after being f***ed up the anus

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Ratorta

After not washing the penis for a long while it develops a ring of a cheesy substance under the foreskin, when removed, this is a ratorta.

"I think I am gonna be sick, James just pulled out his ratorta"

"Aw god I need a shower, I'm getting a ratorta"

by Mr. Tiny Penis July 7, 2009

Rimortyious

When one is so intelligent, that they understand everything that goes on; a state of godhood

Yo, Ryan is Rimortyious, he literally guessed the ending to Rick and Morty season 2 halfway through season one!

by Rimortyious November 3, 2017