Ultimate ring sting

When basic ring sting is surpassed and your sphincter enters the realms of hell.

Mate, I’ve been hallucinating on the pan for an hour, squeezing out the remnants of a category 5 (extreme) spicy jobby. I’ve got an acute dose of ultimate ring sting.

by Iamtechnosaurus April 21, 2018

beijing ring sting

A hot Chinese curry, that is as hot coming out as it is going in...

Aubrey: Did you go to that Chinese restaurant last night?

Seamus: Sure did? Had a right Beijing Ring Sting..been .walking like a cowboy all day!

by Bearcake72 January 4, 2019

Bavarian ring sting

The nasty feeling when you take a shit and it feels like you're dumping out a ball covered in razor blades. Common problem experienced by porch monkeys who've eaten an unripe watermellon

I was squatting down to give Vicary a big Cincinatti bowtie, but when the shit came out it felt like my arse was a moon cricket on the stake at a KKK gathering. Bavarian ring sting up the ying yang

by Drew Christx May 25, 2006

one-ring sting

same as stealth call. When you have run out of credit or are just tight, you ring someone but only let it ring once so they call you back.

'My Dad keeps one-ring stinging me so he doesnt have to use his credit the tight-arse!'

or you can employ this as a method of letting someone know you got in safe after a drunken night out:

'My Dad keeps one-ring stinging me so he doesnt have to use his credit the tight-arse!'

'just gimme a one-ring sting when u get in so i know ur ok'

by peekle April 30, 2010

sting ring

Word used in reference to the burning sensation felt in your ass after eating something spicy or drinking a lot.

guy 1: That food was soooooo spicy!
guy 2: Seriously! I'm gonna have wicked bad sting ring tomorrow!

by that one guy over there July 4, 2005

sting ring

burning sphincter from too much pooping or sweating or not enough wiping

Man, I've got sting ring.

by wobblepop June 27, 2008

Sting Ring

The end result of eating spicy food. The stinging sensation, or burning, you feel during a bowel movement

Man, I should have never ate all those red chile enchiladas, I've got sting ring from hell.

by The Mingster April 7, 2007