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Riker's Beard

The opposite of jump the shark, i.e. when a TV show goes from unspectacular/boring/outlandish to completely awesome. It references Star Trek: The Next Generation, which was unspectacular until season 2, when Commander Riker grew a beard. The show kicked ass from then on.
"Man, Dollhouse really pulled a Riker's Beard last week with that awesome episode."
by kingofdanger March 24, 2009
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Riker Rash

When you or William T Riker's beard gets frisky with lady friend and she develops a love Rash. Normally around her tights.
My tights totally have a Riker Rash. Must be from that sexy commanders beard.
by Sarajade86 November 29, 2013
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Riker Nither

A person who doesn't care about the world and would rather do things his way then how the Government and other people want him/her to do.
The Riker Nither walked past the Officer without so much a glimpse and continued to break laws that seem too ridiculous to enforce.
by Name_Changer April 15, 2016
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A Riker’s Island green cup experience

A Riker’s Island green cup experience — A short prison experience designed to make a weak co-conspirator flip on his bosses and “rat up” — meaning inform our co-conspirators higher in authority and more deeply imbedded in the organization under investigation.

Tennis great Boris Becker just finished two years in prison and he said: “ It’s a different lifestyle; it’s a different world…The only currency you have is your character and your personality — literally — and you better make friends with the strong boys because you need protection , you need a group of people to look out for you”

To which I say: YIKES!!!!!!!!

If you are weak A Riker’s Island green cup experience will not only make you flip; it will also make you a gold medal winning judicial gymnast!!!!!!!!
A Riker’s Island green cup experience may have caused Allen Weisselberg to flip on Donald Trump. Four months is a real jail in theory is short time. As an actual experience, and facing more charges it’s actually unthinkable. Flip hell!!! Allen Weisselberg probably not only flipped; but is now also probably a gold medal judicial gymnast!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 30, 2023
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Will Riker Effect

It's the unsettling feeling given to others by a man who has removed his facial hair and who, as a consequence, looks strange and unfamiliar. It is often intensified by any one, or more, of these: a weak chin, thin lips, or a strongly cleft chin.
When I shaved my beard off, my girlfriend stopped putting out. She blamed it on work stress, but I think it was the Will Riker Effect.
by chinmusic78 December 9, 2012
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going Riker

growing a beard, from scratch. also, when you cause a situation that destroys or seriously injures the starship Enterprise, NCC-1701D.
"Nice beard."

"Thanks dude, I'm going Riker."
by Hamtron5000 January 5, 2009
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Wrench Riker

A name you would call someone in a friendly way.
by PepperpedeFan December 11, 2022
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