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Rolling on Floor Laughing and Farting

Defined and used by the Vampire trading team, an eclectic group of forex traders led by the mysterious Dr Bob, who stay up all night staring at candlestick charts filled with lines and squiggles and dots that comprise trading strategies with nonsensical names such as big breakfast. Staying up all night watching currency pairs will cause some strange conversations and humor helps break the tension of trading in wildly changing markets.
DB: I just entered e/j on the 1 min light and I'm up 1 pip. Cmon, let's see one mor pip.
DJ: ROFLAF
by mspips January 25, 2008
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Rizla

A brand of rolling paper, actually called RizLa+ (ree-la-crwa). The name comes from 'Riz', the French word for rice, and Lacroix, meaning 'The cross'.

'Riz' comes from the fact that the paper is made from rice, and 'Lacroix' is the surname of its creator, Pierre de Lacroix. The paper was originally intended for rolling tobacco but is much more widely used by marijuana smokers today.
|= Rizla types =|

Regular size papers:

Regular size papers are 70 mm long.

Green Regular:

According to Rizla, this is the most popular rolling paper in the UK, Green Regular is a medium weight, cut-cornered paper.

Red Regular:

Red Regular is a medium weight paper, its corners are not cut.

The cardboard packaging for Red Rizla+ is glued and for Green Rizla it is folded under, as of 2007.

Blue Regular:

Blue Regulars are a fine-weight paper, with uncut corners. They are of thinner weight than the Green and Red Rizla varieties.

Silver Regular:

Silver Regular is an Ultra Fine-Weight Paper and is extremely thin. According to Rizla, the Silver Regular paper is 20 micrometres thin as opposed to the thickness of a human hair, which is 50-100 micrometres thick and has a weight per unit area of 12.5 g/m². A normal thick paper is 16-21 g/m².

Orange Regular (Liquorice):

Orange Regular is a liquorice flavored paper.

White Regular:

White Regular is a heavier weight paper, perhaps 25 g/m², but is also perforated, allowing a greater degree of air flow.

King Size papers:

Rizla King Size papers are 1 dm in length and significantly wider than the regular size. King Size papers come in two varieties, King Size and King Size Slim, which aren't as wide as the normal King Size papers, but are slightly longer than the standard King Size papers.

King Size Dark Blue:

King Size Regular Papers of the same thickness as King Size Blue Slims except that they don't have any glue.

Other rolling related products:

Rizla also provides filter tubes in a variety of sizes, rolling machines and even rolling boxes.
by FadieZ January 12, 2008
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Riftathon

Derived from the word "Rift", it is the marathon of rifting. Rifting is basically just a gaming session.

*Rift - Originating from League of Legend's Summoner's Rift
Friend: Yo, are you gonna rift tonight?
You: Hell yeah, it's about to be a riftathon.
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Laser Rifle

Something you pew pew with. Generally fires a red laser beam; but green is also acceptable.
Alex was hit by a laser rifle, now Alex is a steaming pile of ash and Sam concludes its an improvement in the looks department.
by Marsbars777 March 27, 2009
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Rila

A pretty name for a gorgeous girl who can be difficult to love, but staying with her is worth it. She'll always be loyal and love you no matter what. Rila will love you for who you are, despite the fact that you will be teased. She's the best girlfriend and always looks out for the guy she loves. Her laugh is incredible, and her smile is contagious. If you know a Rila, keep her because she's a girl you won't forget and who shouldn't be taken for granted
Guy 1: I regret cheating on my ex..
Guy 2: Your ex Rila? Bro you fucked up..
Guy 1: I would do anything to get her back
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Rilakkuma

The fiction character of Sanrio. That's brown-yellow bear with cute face from Japan. He has two friends named Kiroitori and Korilakkuma.
I love Rilakkuma very much. That bear is so cute.
by RilakkumaLovers;) February 23, 2014
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Phone rifler

A person (usually a woman) who goes through your phone while you're asleep or in another room.
Dude my girl went through my phone looking for sexts again - she's such a phone rifler!
by Biggadybong August 22, 2017
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