McNasty Rhino

The sexual act of putting a dildo on your head like a rhino and sticking a McNasty through it and having your partner eat it while sucking the dildo.

Girlfriend: I had a McNasty with sexual pleasure last night. I had a McNasty Rhino!

by McNugget D June 26, 2014

roadside-rhino

A roadside-rhino is an overweight, hitchhiking woman, who offers filatio for the ride.

Guy 1: Hey should we pick up this roadside-rhino?
Guy 2: Yeah she may be big, but she'll definitely give head.

by laysiege June 26, 2010

rhinonasty

(AKA "Nosejob"). When you are plowing someone in the nostril, blow your load, and they spit it out their mouth.

"This chick i was bangin' the other night had a wicked hot nose, so i had to give her the ole' rhinonasty!"

by Nosefuckers Incorporated October 24, 2012

rhinohide

An SCA fighter who refuses to accept blows in combat. Mainly in compititions where some valuable prize is involved, such as Crown Tourney. An indication that said persons skin is too thick to feel what all others would consider a crippling blow.

"Sir Jocylian was thrown out of the competition yesterday for rhinohideing."

by Reese Dorrycott October 5, 2006

rhino blast

When receiving oral sex from a lady-friend, pulling about before orgasm and ejaculating into the nose of the lucky recipient.

Shit, I just got a severe rhino blast from Wes. You got any Kllenex?

by wesman July 13, 2004

Rhino Knee

A person who spends 90 % to 97 % of their lives on their knees sucking cock , either for personal gain or attention. Resulting in giant callused knee resembling a rhinos knee. Also a coworker who thinks they call the shots because they just got off their knees from tongue punching the bosses fart box and need to let you know who's in charge .

Laurie won't be running in the race Saturday , her rhino knee is keeping her from attending , or have you seen Laurie? Oh you mean rhino knee ? Yeah she's in the office under the desk as usual .

by cracksmoke October 30, 2014

rhino-saurus rex

A person with a nose that is not in proportion with their face. Often leads to abuse from friends and embarrassing photos from the side.

Woh check that fat man scoop Bain he's such a rhino-saurus rex

by Kingc1utch January 15, 2010