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Rogan

A unit of measurement equivalent to 2.3 inches or a limp Chinaman’s penis.
That little person is a couple Rogans taller than Joe himself
by J Clayton Bearsby June 10, 2019
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Rogan Josh

Rogan Josh is a person with particularly squishy forearms that derived from India. In their spare time, they will often be found driving Tesla’s and throwing money into bins while homeless people watch on. Rogan Josh can be seen with numerous styles and shades of hair, ranging from orange to black.
Person 1 - Did you see that homeless lady in desperate need of food?
Person 2 - Yea, Rogan Josh was beside her feeding the birds dinner
Person 1 - Classic Rogan Josh
by possum master January 18, 2020
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Rogansplaining

Mansplaining but from a small child named rogan who knows everything about the world and he knows more than you so he will tell you exactly why you’re wrong.
Rogan: which country is this the flag for?
Grandpa: England

Rogan: fuck no grandpa England isn’t a country you’re so dumb!
Sister: stop rogansplaining everything.
by pukkabug January 7, 2023
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Roganimn

A Someone who annoys the living fuck out of you, or a social party.

B Someone who doesn't own at many games.

C An alternate South-Wales name for "Renegade Lemonade"
Examples;
A "That fucking Roganimns a fucking cunt."

B "Dude, he's almost as bad as a Roganimn."

C "Chris, Pass me the... The... The Ren... The Rene.. The Rog... The Roganimn."
by ph34r73h3viL October 18, 2008
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Rogan

A Rogan is a unit of measurement equal to the exact height of Joe Rogan, 3.33", also equal to the average man's big toe when measured from tarsometatarsal joint to the tip.

Rogans are always rounded up to whole numbers, and never given in decimal points.

The Rogan has proved to be a useful method of measurement. Most normal human male are 22-23 Rogans tall. Typically, men inside the normal range cooperate well with each other.

As a general rule, adult men 20 Rogans in height and under are never to be trusted. 21 Rogans is extremely questionable. An adult male of only 21 Rogans in height should be supervised by actual men until they have proven themselves worthy of inclusion in normal society.

Unfortunately, this useful unit of measurement is mostly used by height supremacists to ridicule short men obsessed with obtaining more lollipops and fancy pants in their lives. Ie Joe Rogan
by Christobear April 6, 2021
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Rogan

Interrogative word from the first "Age of Empires" game, sometimes pronounced by villagers when selected.

As the priest's "Wololo", this word has been used as taunt in Age of Empires 2.
"Rogan? Zukatah!"
by StrangeMusicInside September 3, 2009
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rogangster

kids on roblox who pretend to be gangsters and are annoying. they usualy wear all the same hair/hats and dress like rich people in the hood.
i hate those rogangsters and robangers they are so annoying
by wo1fyz November 2, 2020
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