rewank

When you try to wank to something hot but something unsexy like meatspin or Rosie O'Donnell pops up or somebody walks in on you, and it goes limp but you're not satisfied so you have to wank all over again.

Dude I was jerkin it, but I realized I had Calculus homework... I had to rewank when I finished.

by Fartsies January 2, 2009

reward points

What you use to obtain free merchandise.

Shaun, look at the free chairs we just got from using our reward points. It is a good thing they didn't cost us anything.

by BUh bye felicia January 16, 2015

Median Reward

me·di·an - re·ward
ˈmēdēən - rəˈwôrd
_adjective_
1. A reward obtained at the midpoint of an assignment or a particularly unpleasant task. This reward (which generally consists of something sweet) serves the following significant purposes:

a) retrospective: providing the individual with a feeling of satisfaction for the percentage of assignment completed and

b) providing the individual with extra motivation to complete the remaining portion of the assignment

I need a median reward or I'll never finish this essay 😭

by mwar123 April 4, 2017

Rewant

Someone with a huge dong; and who is a party monster; and gets all the chicks.

Omg I saw him last night, he was such a party animal. He knows what's up, he's such a Rewant

by Daddyxyz April 21, 2021

Risk Reward

A procedure or task that is very risky or difficult, but has the potential to pay off.

Bro 1: That girl wants to hook up with me tonight man.
Bro 2: Sneak out dude, totally worth it.
Bro 1: I could get in serious trouble, like no car for a month.
Bro 2: I don't know man, risk reward.

by name killer December 8, 2009

Booty Reward Points

Points earned by doing seemingly voluntary acts, while actually counting on the accumulation of goodwill that will lead to a booty call.

Wow, I spent the whole afternoon detailing my wife's car, hanging shelves and taking her shoe shopping. I sure hope I earned enough booty reward points to get some tonight!

by Mark Dastardly May 10, 2010

Reward Pellets

Physical objects (usually food) given to simple minded creatures to motivate them in completing menial tasks.

The lab monkey will recieve 5 reward pellets once it learns to not throw fecies at bypassers.

by Green is a color too. August 15, 2011