revision 

The present's way of making the past seem better.

Revision = Ghenghis Khan holding a puppy.

revision by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005

revision 

a phrase used to cover up that you are really wanking (and get them to leave you alone while you do it)

you: im going to go do some revision now

parent: oh good i wont bother you

revision by Thelgend101 June 14, 2013

Revision 

Something I should be doing instead of adding this definition oh shit my dad's coming.

"Son! Why aren't you doing your revision! You mother.....

Revision by I can't concentrate October 12, 2019

Revision 

The thing that students dread most coming up to the end of the school year. Your teachers can’t express how important it is to revise, yet they still give you essays and homework to do too. Learning all your school notes for a massive test can be really stressful if you try to pack it all in last minute! Take regular breaks and don't procrastinate.

‘Oh no, I’ve got so much revision to do this weekend’

Revision by Student1089 November 2, 2019

Revision Drunk 

Think of all the syptoms of overdrinking....Not being able to constuct a sentence, stand up, think straight, excessive urination from the caffeine, the start of insanity..... Revision is exactly like being drunk. Henceforth the term....'Revision Drunk'

When you're on your fourteenth hour in the library revising and the smallest of tasks like stringing a sentence together becomes impossible when you're brain has turned into mush from the caffeine and sugar overload! And you can't even walk in a straight line when you stand up due to sitting down for so long.. revision drunk!

Revision Drunk by Lampshade28 October 23, 2011

revision beard

Beard grown by students who don't bother to shave during exam period

-Did u see Lucas this morning?
-Yeah, he's grown a massive revision beard!

revision beard by dackna June 20, 2007

revision wank

When you get so bored of revision the only thing left to do is to have a wank.

A form of procrastination.

A: God revision is so boring

B: Have a revision wank

A: Great idea dude

revision wank by michelleandjoe December 11, 2011