mercury retrograde

A three week period in which the planet Mercury to appears to be in backwards motion.

during this time human beings experience many adverse effects, such as memory loss, loss of time, loss of items, loss of virginity, loss of common sense. As for technology many unexpected glitches occur during this time, such as software crashes and emails getting lost

2000 November - Bush-Gore election
2006 July - Zidane head butts Materatzi in World Cup final
2006 July - Israel / Hezbollah brew ha ha
2006 July - Software companies experiences unforseen glitches

I can't believe Zidane headbutted that I-talian guy in such an important game, must be mercury retrograde

smart guy: Hey guys its August, we all made it through Mercury Retrograde without any glitches

co-workers: uhhh its July still.

smart guy: God damn it, MERCURY RETROGRADE

by justapaperbag July 26, 2006

Metrotard

from'The Morning News': A person in front of you at the subway turnstile who can’t figure out how to swipe his or her subway pass. Also: A person who tries to use a Metrocard to withdraw money from an ATM.

I went to the cash machine to get some money out, but this metrotard in front of me is completely cramping my style.

by oz April 9, 2005

Reportard

One who cannot handle any percieved insult directed towards their person, true or imagined. This butthurt causes said person to cry like a hungry baby and become full of impotent rage. Once the butthurt is too much to bear, which is usually immediate, they report the vile offender to cause a 30 day reprieve from the onslaught.

Adam couldn't handle the heat in Illumitardi so he regressed and became a reportard.

by Lylehighhill February 3, 2018

renotard

A "person" from Reno, Nevada. a snaggle toothed inbred hillbilly with misspelled tattoos and several venereal diseases.

The only thing you can leave laying around for more than a minute in Reno is a book, anything else will be promptly stolen by 1 of the Renotards.

by dooyildini January 26, 2019

retardtard

When your so high you get so retarded that you can’t even say retarded so it changed to retardtard

Man I’m so high I’m retardtard

by Sam.BartyB September 18, 2019

retrograde ejaculation

A condition found in a small number of diabetic men who, upon climax, ejaculate into their bladder.

"John, a 42-year-old diabetic, has difficulties fathering children, as he suffers from retrograde ejaculation."

by Typhon December 7, 2004

remotarded

When someone is remote control retarded. Sometimes taking between 1-2 minutes to locate desired button. Often wrong buttons are selected much to the disapproval of other fellow TV watchers.

Joey: This sucks, change the channel.

Corky: I don't know how! I'm Remotarded.

by Blanche Dubois April 15, 2007