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retarted

Perhaps the most ironic "word" in the history of ever. Frequently preceded by "your" in extreme cases.
"Hey libtards, YOUR RETARTED LOLOLOL!!!" - George W. Bush
by voidsoul May 12, 2009
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retarted

The past tense for an additional application of tart.
I hit my brother upside the head with a pop tart. I then retarted him with the second one from the package. - Keige
by Sep August 15, 2007
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Reporter

The "Reporter" (n) A Gordita combo meal from Taco Bell. Just as a firecracker has a report, so too does the Taco Bell Gordita. If you have it for lunch, the report will occur around 3 o'clock. In other words, you will have to pinch a loaf shortly after eating it. The "Report" time varies per person.
Mike enjoyed his "Reporter" at lunch, but regreted it later that afternoon.

James: Yo where's Mike? It's 3 o'clock.
Steve: I heard he had the "Reporter" for lunch. I hope he found a toilet in time.
by Walter Comanche September 11, 2005
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Retrotechno

The love of vintage technology and retro visions of the future, most commonly from the mid to late 1900's with special focus on the 80's and early 90's.

Humerously cumbersome, oddly obsolete, or completely pointless and time consuming to use, these devices were often hailed in their time as being modern and futuristic while in retrospect seeming like a large waste of time.

Most often seen (and celebrated) in older movies dealing with cutting edge (for their time) technology, or Futuristic devices.
Johnny's cellphone was ringing, he reached to the back seat of his Delorean for the handy briefcase weighing only 14 lbs, the latest in portable technology and completely Retrotechno!
by Loxe April 30, 2010
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retarted

when someone is so retarded they can't spell retarded

based on a real life experience not even kidding someone said retarted one time before
did he just say retarted?
by MR.UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE January 20, 2017
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Retortise

When you are so slow that it defies retarted
Oh that Johnny is so Retortise
by Mayonnaiseisrealinstrument69 September 5, 2018
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Retarted

The word retarted is used as an offensive word to the retarted community. Cardi b will love to say that word 24/7. She would always say “we all retarted, we all retarted we all crazy”
Payola b is so retarted !”
LMAO IKR
by Queenonikatanyamaraj June 18, 2023
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