by Cha-Chee Brazil December 16, 2006
Get the retonto mug.A place in northern virginia )originally called Reston) where all the kids are stoners. THe town, founded in 1962 by colonizing Hippies, was based on the concept of a "Planned COmmunity", where everyone could live in peace and share the growth of the community together. Damn hippies and their pot plants. Look what happened to the children! Now, We all love the essence of being stoned, getting stoned, and the after affects of getting stoned (Munchies).
But we tend to stay away form the paranoid smokers...they are not welcome. Enjoy your stay here in "Restonia".
Blissfully stoned,
Christopher Carbone (C-Bone)
But we tend to stay away form the paranoid smokers...they are not welcome. Enjoy your stay here in "Restonia".
Blissfully stoned,
Christopher Carbone (C-Bone)
"Restonia Crew in the house."
"I'm in Fairfax right now, I'm headed to Restonia. I'll give you a call when I get there."
"I'm in Fairfax right now, I'm headed to Restonia. I'll give you a call when I get there."
by Chris Carbone aka "Original Restoner" April 12, 2005
Get the Restonia mug.This is a condition where your ass muscles are attached to your eye muscles; it gives you a shitty outlook on life.
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