Retarded High

the state of being so high on marijuana that you have little to no control over your bodily movements.

That was an insane bong rip, I am retarded high! I can't even feel my legs!

by SeanZ32 April 4, 2010

retargerous

( a combination of the words retarded and dangerous) : something that is, according to most normal people, both retarded and dangerous, however one is to define the terms.

Even if done f-sag, goingassbogganing down the stairs into your basement on a mattress is still retargerous imho.

by Sexydimma June 4, 2014

retars

Different spectrum of retard, so retarded that they need another word

Dave is such a retars

by Dabonayeet December 26, 2019

retarded monkey strength

You know how monkeys can lift 4000 pounds? And retarded people have twice the strength of a normal person? Well imagine the stregth a retarded monkey has.

Colman: "How did that monkey just throw that car?!"

Laura: "Well it has downs so it has retarded monkey strength. Get rid of that banana."

by lo6972 August 20, 2018

Retarded Duck Syndrome

Retarded duck syndrome is a disease that affects both body and mind. Its main targets are teenage girls, but adolescent figures and the elderly may suffer this as well. The first signs of this disease is duck lip poses in pictures with your friends. It then eventually moves on to duck-lip selfies as well. These photos are then posted to online sites such as facebook and twitter.Eventually, the disease begins to control you and eventually, you turn into a retarded duck.

"Hey, look at that duck splashing around in the pond."

"Oh, that's just Rebecca. She got retarded duck syndrome from posting too many pictures on facebook."

by beanerpunta123 September 5, 2013

retarded monkey fuck

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...

by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005

went retarded in his face

An act of defiance that gets an A+ for balls and a F- for brains.

What happened to Chet? An Angel was giving Chet shit so Chet went retarded in his face. Not very smart that Chet.

by knowman July 13, 2011